He Started It by Hitting on Me

Haeundae Beach

Mmmm...
Such a good sleep I had. I don't know how long it was, but it was really good and I felt comfortable. I forgot what I was sleeping on though, but it's really warm and soft.
Is it a seat? Or a bag? Or..?
I opened my heavy eyelids and rubbed them a little. The sun was shining from behind and from the other windows.
I was on my side and was facing the back of Onew, Minho and Taemin's seats. I moved my feet a little and felt the feeling of leather. I looked up a little and saw those were the bags.
...If the bags are there, then what the ing hell was I on...
JONGHYUN'S POV
Mmmm...
I had a dream about where turtles were having . The male turtle went on the female turtle and the male turtle was having the most iest time of his life while the female was groaning.
And truth is, I liked it.
It was a really y dream, and that dream could have gone on if it weren't for that-
SMACK!
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I immediately woke up and turned my head to the side.
I saw the glaring at me with a bat in her hand.
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And then I saw my arms were around the .
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"Get your dirty hands off of me, you bastard."
I quickly took my hands off her which I have no idea how the hell it got there in the first place.
That was glaring with such intense staring and it was getting really uncomfortable. I pursed my lips. And then I started to speak.
"I, uh-"
"YOU FUGLY BASTARD. YOU ING TOUCHED ME, YOU SON OF A ."
And then she took the bat and hit me on my back. "OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-I-didn't-OW-mean to-OW- touch you-OW- you crazy -OW-it wasn't me who-OWWW-did it-OWWWWWWWW," I said, in between 'OW's.
"THEN WHO THE ELSE WOULD IT BE, EH? YOU ING SMILED WHEN YOU SQUEEZED THE LIVING OUT OF ME," she yelled.
I WAS SMILING BECAUSE I WAS HAVING A Y TURTLE DREAM.
If I tell her that, it'll just make me look even more bad.
I have no way out of this, do I? It's like fate hates me or something.
YOU FATE- YOU JUST HATING ON ME 'CUS I BANGED MORE GIRLS THAN YOU WILL EVER BANG.
HA, YOU LOSER.
I shouldn't really talk anymore.
The kept hitting me and I think I got bruises already, so I grabbed the bat with great force and it slipped out of her hands and into mine.
I grabbed the bat as if I was going to hit a ball with it. The froze as she looked at me.
"HIT ME AGAIN, AND I'LL HIT YOU WITH THIS BAT," I threatened.
She furrowed her eyes and raised an eyebrow. "Oh shut the up, you ," she scoffed.
?
Suddenly, the door of the car opened and we both turned around to face Key smirking at us. The sun was behind him and it shined on his hair.
He looked really tired, but he was keeping a good smile on. "Good morning~" he chirped.
"Key, why the didn't you wake us up?'' the asked.
Key shrugged. "You guys seemed to be really deep in your sleep and besides, one of you were enjoying it," Key smirked, looking at me.
"Wait, we're already here? At the hotel?'' I asked, ignoring the deathly glares the was giving me.
Key nodded. "Yup. Just made it 2 hours ago. Everyone is settled in and we also took your stuff and put it into your rooms. So, all you guys have to do it get in and change, take a shower and eat. We'll go to the beach later today," Key explained.
...So basically, I was in the same car with the for 2 whole hours alone?
When I was having that turtle dream, did I in my pants? 'Cus if I did, then that means that has a little bit of my juice on her.
I'd laugh so hard if she did. But then I'd die.
When I turned around for some odd reason to see the , she was already gone from her seat and out of the car, running straight for the hotel.
What the was that?
Before I could question Key, he answers my question. "She was holding in her pee or crap for when she got to the hotel for more than 20 hours," Key sighed.
I widened my eyes. y girl got some bladder.
Key opened the seat for me to get out. "Get out, you really need to freshen up."
I did, and both Key and I went walking into the hotel for the beach.
You know what beaches mean, right?
girls who are vulnerable and desperate for a guy to have with.
This is where I come in. OH YEAH.
I couldn't wait for the beach, so I quickly took a shower, ate and dressed all ready for the beach as I sat on the couch in our hotel room.
Key, Onew and I are sharing a room. Taemin and Minho in another. Hea Won and the in another room.
Key and Onew were so slow and I was getting really impatient.
"Hyung, does these shorts make me look fat?" Key asked Onew.
"No, your is perfect for that color," Onew replied, gnawing on a chicken bone.
"HELLO~" Taemin squealed as he opened the door. He went on the couch and sat next to me, smiling at me as if nothing happened last night.
I folded my arms. "What?" I asked grumpily.
He put his arms around me. "I'm sorry hyung, I didn't mean to hurt you. But you know it's really mean to hurt somebody for no reason," he whispered.
"I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU," I said, still pissed off that he still would't believe me. It's not fair that Taemin loves his noona more than me.
I'm like, better than her, right? Taemin suddenly took out a baseball bat and hit it softly against his palm, looking serious and scary at the same time.
"Are you going to say something bad about Noona, now hyung?" he asked with a scary voice.
I shook my head slowly. "Noo..." I replied.
Taemin giggled. "Okay hyung, I love you again~" he giggled. But not as much as ugly Noona right?
"Hey, is Hea Won and Mi Young going?" Onew asked Key.
"Duh of course. I don't know why Mi Young is going, though- I thought she would have stayed inside. But I guess Hea Won forced her," Key replied.
"I wonder how Mi Young would look in a bikini. It would be such a site," Onew sighed, looking up.
That ? In a bikini? In a public beach? s? ? Legs? Arms? s?
WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT?!
THAT WOULD BE JUST ING EWWWW AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT BODY OF HERS WHICH IS JUST EUGH-
"Hyung, your thing's is up!" Taemin told me, pointing at my pants.
I looked down and saw that yes, my member was bulging. OH MY-
I covered it with my hands and bent forward for Taemin not to look.
"TAEMIN, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO SEE THIS. LOOK. AWAYY," I yelled, blushing immensely and covering my face so no one could see that too.
Everyone was laughing at me and Onew slapped my back. "Having images of Mi Young, eh you ?" he chuckled.
"S-s-shut up," I muttered, feeling my cheeks feel even hotter. This is so annoying.
Taemin gasped at me. "HYUNG, WHAT IS THIS I HEAR??" he asked loudly.
"It's nothing. I just pictured a girl ... and not your Noona, okay?" I lied.
Taemin didn't seem to believe me for at least a second, but then smiled. "Okay," he agreed. And then Hea Won and that started to join in.
"HELLO EVERYBODY!~ Is everyone ready for the beach?" Hea Won bubbly asked as her astonishing swimming suit made an entrance.
She was wearing a white bra halter top and a the second piece was nearly a thong, except her was covered with cloth. She had a big white straw hat on her and sunglasses that were oversized.
Not much of a if you got to know her. And if it weren't for Key, me banging her would have been underway.
She was smiling and from the looks I was observing from the other guys, I think they got boners. Strange thing is, I wasn't.
THAT IS NOT COOL AT ALL.
Suddenly, I heard a hiss. Key put a towel over Hea Won and turned his head to us and saw that look he was giving us.
"Stop looking at her and get yourself a girlfriend," Key growled as he took Hea Won away from their eyes.
Because he took her away, somebody else came into our view and it was the .
And she was... not in a bikini.
OH THANK GOD.
She was actually wearing a shirt and cut-off jeans, looking more as if she were not going to the beach but a tourist attraction.
She had sunglasses on and the most subtle face expression.
"Noona, why aren't you ?" Taemin asked.
"Because I don't want you to see me ," she replied. Taemin gasped and put his hands up to his mouth. "So you do want to save it for when we get married? Noona, how old-fashioned!~" Taemin giggled.
The shook her head. "No, Taemin. That's not what I mean-"
"Noona, let's go the beach~ Hyungs are taking way too long!~" Taemin grabbed the 's arm and ran off with her, making me furious for absolutely no reason.
Onew sat down next to me. "Shouldn't you go after them?" he asked me. I furrowed my eyes."Why should I?" I asked.
He smiled. "We're not stupid Jonghyun. We know you like her~"
I grabbed his arms and pulled it behind him, as if I were a police. "I ing do not. And if you dare tell her or Taemin that I do, which I do NOT, I will make sure you will get banned from every chicken place in the whole ing world," I sneered.
"YOU CHICKEN-HATER."
And he never talked to me today ever since that moment.
When we did go to the beach (Hea Won was wrapped in some kind of gauze or something), we already saw Taemin and that making a sand castle by the water.
Taemin was having the most fun making sand stand up while the had Taemin's hat on and I guess, was sleeping with the umbrella shading her face.
We went over to them and Taemin looked up at us. "Hyungs, you missed all the fun! We had a run in the water and played with little kids. It was soo much fun~" Taemin smiled.
We all blinked at him.
"Mi Young, what really happened?" Key asked her.
"He chased me around the beach and the kids thought he was chasing them, so they started to run with me," the muttered.
No wonder the kids over there are giving feared looks at Taemin. Now if you look left from those kids and look straight ahead, you can see lots of y girls playing volleyball.
And that's where I belong. I smirked at no one and excused myself from them, jogging over at where the girls are at.
At first, I didn't make myself noticed, just wandered by where they were playing and looked at the ball go up and hit the sand floor.
They jumped up and high-fived each other, and that's when I came in the picture. I tapped on a girl's bare shoulder. She turned around and smiled at me. "Yes?" she asked.
"Uhm, hello. I just couldn't help but see how you play really well," I flirted, smiling my best smile at her.
She widened her eyes. "Really? You think I play well?" she asked incredulously. I nodded, intrigued by the surprise in her voice.
"Yes, I do. Your athletic-ness is very strong and so are you," I say, complimenting her.
She giggled and blushed. "Aww, why thank you!" she thanked.
I nodded. "You're welcome. And I was also wondering if you had any time for me to join you-"
"-Hey honey. Who's this kid?" a bulky guy asked, putting his arm around the girl I was hitting on.
My mouth stopped halfway. Oh no.
The girl looked up at him. "He likes how I play, isn't that sweet?" she asked, giggling.
The guy raised an eyebrow. "Oh yeah? You like how she plays? Yeah, me too. She's a real sweetheart y'know? The best girlfriend to have," he grinned, pulling her closer to him.
Oh. My. ing. God. That girl and him- him and her- I was hitting on-
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"Bye," I say quickly and I ran away from them and to where my friends were. Most of them were relaxing on the chairs and played with sand when I hid behind them and slapped myself for being such a retard.
Remember what happened when I banged a girl and I got beaten up because this girl had a boyfriend already?
Yeah, I don't want that to happen again. I already get enough beating.
Why does it seem like I'm the antagonist in peoples' lives? I'M ACTUALLY A GOOD GUY.
I sighed with frustration when I felt someone's pair of eyes on me. I turned my head slowly and found the looking at me, a book covering her nose and everything below on her face.
Her bored stare was piercing through my eyes and I was uncomfortable with this. "What do you want?" I asked.
"I saw the whole thing," she replied.
"What whole thing?" I asked, praying silently she didn't see that whole boyfriend-volleyball situation.
"The thing where you failed miserably on banging your first girl at Haeundae Beach. That was such a fail," she snickered.
SHUT UP, YOU . HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED FAILS? I DON'T THINK SO.
WAIT, DID THAT COME OUT AS A COMPLIMENT?
I folded my arms. "Can you be at least nice for one day? Huh? Can you? Because I'd like to see you try," I say, my brain hatching a plan.
A very, very devious plan that will contain a bet and my victorious laughter.
Ohoho, yess.
"What? You think I can't be nice? Well, yeah, you're right, I can't," the said, sighing.
"Then you do know I'm nicer than you, right? That means I'm better than you in one way," I say, trying to get to her.
I saw her flinch and squeeze her fists.
I'm getting to her, ohhh yeahhh.
She glared at me. "No you're not," she hissed.
I nodded. "Yes, I am. Because I'm nicer, therefore, I succeed in one topic and maybe even more-"
"Shut up, you son of a bastard. I can be nice and I will overrule your ugly face. I will be nicer than you and beat you for being the nicest person here," she growled, obviously in my trap.
I smirked. "Then... we should have a bet on this, right?" I asked, pretty sure she would say yes.
" yeah."
"Fine. It's a bet. But if I win, you have to be my personal slave for the rest of this vacation and you can't do anything about it. No matter how bad it is, you have to go with it," I say, enjoying what I have up my sleeve.
I see her nostrils flaring and could see the hesitancy in her eyes, but I knew for sure she wouldn't give this up.
After all, she is the I have been having such "fun" with. I kinda wanted to go back to it, but this time- I was determined to make this last and make it a week to remember.
Besides, after experiencing that fail earlier today- I don't wanna go back to that, so to be safe, I will just have "fun" with this y "friend" of mine for the rest of the time we're here.
I look at her and hold out my hand. "Is it a deal, ?" I asked.
She looked at my extended hand and slowly reached for it, until taking her hand in mine and shaking it with great force.
She smirked at me. "It's a deal, bastard."
I smiled. "Fine, then-"
"AOOGAH OOGAH! LET'S HAVE A WATERGUN FIGHT!"
Onew came out of nowhere and started to shoot us with water that hit me ing hard in the face. I got up and rubbed my face from the water and see that everyone else was joining on this too.
Key. Hea Won, Taemin, Minho, the was getting there, and a couple of other unknown people were shooting each other with water and I was the only one without a watergun.
I felt sharp water hitting me on different places on me, and my top was getting wet from all this water.
NOT FAIR. I HAVE NO AMMO.
"Hey Dinosaur-"
A watergun was thrown into my arms. I looked across from me and saw the with a watergun in one hand and the other hand on her hip. She was smirking at me.
"Let's have a watergun fight. It'll be our last until I have to be nice, right?" she asked, over the loud noises from other people.
I pursed my lips but then smiled. "Sure," I say, being nicer than her at the moment.
She smiled back and we both got our guns ready.
"1..." I said.
"2..." she said.
"3!"
And we both started to have the most wettest, funnest watergun fight that anyone could ever imagine.
But there will be a bet, and that bet would entertain me for at least a week.
That will suffer what I suffered.
And I can't wait.
It's still not as fun as banging girls though.