He Started It by Hitting on Me

Who is He?

JONGHYUN'S POV
Who... the hell is that guy? He just comes out of nowhere like a freaking ninja. It was like this:
(I come out of school, get dumped on with ing , yell at that , and then HOO-HA!!! The guy comes out of nowhere.)
I thought only Taemin could do that.
Anyway, the guy smiles at the and I look to see the 's reaction.
Eyes widened, mouth a little open, paralyzed body. SHE'S SO OFF DEFENSE RIGHT NOW, I COULD DO ANYTHING BACK TO HER. YUSYUSYUSYUSYUSYUSSSSS.
But I don't. Dammit.
The guy walks over to us and now I can see his features a little better.
OH MY DAMN, THAT GUY WAS HOT. His hair was perfectly styled with the brown and other tints of golden colors standing out. He had that angular face that was just so nice. He had abs- LIKE VERY VERY NICE ABS. He was also tall and the sun shone on him and-
YO WHAT THE ING DOODLES AM I SAYING????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT GAY, I'M NOT GAY. I'M NOT GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.\
Okay, I'm done.
...He's still hot.
Ahem, anyways that guy comes over and smirks at the . "Long time no see, eh?" he asked.
She doesn't say anything.
The guy raises his eyebrows. I thought he was looking at the , but I found out he was looking at me.
"You smell, dude," the guy said scrunching his nose but he still had a smile on. I got a little nervous so I dug my foot into the dirt.
"That did this to me," I muttered. HE HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW.
The guy blinked at me blankly but then laughed. "Ahahahahahaha- of course Mi Young would do something like that. Ahahaa, but it's nice to meet you," the guy smiled at me.
EVEN HIS SMILE IS ANGELIC. Okay, I'm about to mental- my mind has gone crazy. Stop thinking gay. That's Key's job.
I nodded. "Nice to meet you... too," I said slowly.
He then turned to the . "Mi Young! I think we should hug after being so long apart from each other, yes?" he asked, leaning in with his arms open.
But something happens. The slowly walks away from the guy with her head lowered and hid behind me... sorta.
It was like she was almost beside me but she was also behind me. Do you get it? Well too bad if you don't, you loser.
The guy chuckled. "Ah, Mi Young! What happened? I thought you liked hugs from me," he said, laughing.
I raised both my eyes. What century have you been, hot guy? The .. liking hugs???
Oh please- that'll be like if Taemin stopped liking candy.
The didn't say anything.
I raised an eyebrow. I didn't even know who the hell this guy was and he was here for like a couple of minutes and made that slowly go away from him.
WHERE HAS HE BEEN ALL THIS TIME?
I point at him. "Who are you, by the way?" I asked.
He put a hand on his chest and bowed a little. "My name's Lee Joon."
What.
What did he say his name was.
What.
He's Lee Joon.
That Lee Joon.
That one.
...
I so regret saying he was hot now.
YOU MOTHER ER- YOU ARE A RAPISTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. I hate rapists.
Before I can just beat the crap out of him for being a rapist, I realized I can't say anything about what I know.
One word, and both Hea Won and I will both be murdered and eaten for breakfast.
So I just smiled. "Nice name!" I exclaimed, between teeth.
He smiled. "Thank you. And uh, what's yours?" he asked.
"Kim Jonghyun," I say.
He smiles once again. If he wasn't a rapist, I'd be at my feet right now worshipping his smile.
He extended his arm towards me. "Nice name," he tells me.
I look at his hand that was also pretty nice and golden. I don't wanna shake it. I really don't. So I don't.
I shake my head. "Sorry, I'm kinda dirty right now so... maybe another time?" I laughed breathlessly.
He takes his hand back slowly and nods. "Yeah sure."
I smile at him. "So... how do you know this girl?" I asked.
I felt the kick me hard and I yelp.
Joon raised his eyebrow. "Something wrong?" he asked.
I shook my head. "Nope, nope. Just continue please," I say, holding back the pain that went in me.
He nods his head slightly until going on. "I met her in middle school- we were.. uh, not on good terms. Eventually we got together but I... had to move. So, I really couldn't see her," he says smoothly.
LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Wait. Why isn't that saying anything? Usually she'd say something but in this case I think it was best for her not to say anything.
I nod. "Ok... so are you guys still together or...?"
He shakes his head. "Unfortunately, no. But since I came back we'll see what will happen," Joon winked.
Ahh... good luck with that. Actually, the luck should go to the this time.
That guy needs no luck- if he her everyone will kill him.
Soo yeah.
I nod and smile. "Good luck with that," I chuckled, so I didn't have to ruin my image. Like my physical image wasn't already ruined.
He smiled back. "Thanks. Uh, I gotta go so, I'll see you guys later ok? Bye Jonghyun!"
Before he turns around he goes closer over to me but isn't looking at me. He's looking at the . He smiles at her and touches her cheek slightly making her twitch and jump back.
"Bye Mi Young," he said quietly.
He smiled at me again and then left, nothing but just the two of us and my stinky presence.
I turned around and found the walking away from me, her arms folded and head lowered.
"HEY YOU!!" I yelled after her. She didn't even bother to stop.
Aish, she's gonna make me run.
I ran after her, the falling on the floor. I grabbed her shoulders and turned her around.
"Yo, like what the hell is wrong with you? Aren't you gonna help me get this off-"
I stopped because I saw her face and saw the red coming out from her face.
She was really red and she looked like she was about to cry but there were no water in her eyes. Just pure fear.
I knew why she was like that and I was feeling bad but I had to act stupid, sooo-
"Why are you like that?" I asked.
She shook her head. "I'm not like anything. Just leave me alone and go home," she said quietly. And she didn't even say it in her mean tone.
She turned around again but I turned her around back again. "Is something wrong?" I asked innocently.
She shook her head. "No. Just go-"
She turned around but I sighed impatiently and turned her back around AGAIN. "Did Joon do anything to you?" I asked, wondering if she would tell me herself.
She shook her head. "No."
Liar. I raised an eyebrow. "You sure?" I asked.
She looked down and had this sorta pouty look on her face. "Yeah..." she whispered.
I pursed my lips and then let her shoulders go. "Okay... soo.. how the did you get this poop?" I asked.
"It's not poop."
"WHAT?!! Then what is it?!"
"I made it to actually smell like poop by using some chemicals. Bascially, this is just mud I got from the science lab," she said, stretching.
What. The. . She's back to normal, already?!!!!!!!!!!!!
I stomped my foot. "YOU'RE SO EVIL IN SO MANY WAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSS," I yelled.
She nodded. "That's a compliment," she said.
NO IT IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
I groaned and sighed furiously."Then.. will you get this off me?" I asked.
She looked at the state that I was in and then back at my face. "No."
One thing she says and I'm pissed off.
She started to walk away.
I yell after her, "YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She yells back, "I know."
AISH.
(At school the next day) YUS- NO LONGER FULL OF "" ANYMOREEE. YEAHHH BABY. I smell gooooodddd. Oh yeah.
The school day was the same, banging girls in between classes and when I got to go to the bathroom but instead of peeing, I used my for something else. Oh yeah- you know where I'm going with this.
Anyway, when it was the end of the day and I was coming put from the school, Hea Won and Key come up to me.
"JONGHYUN, SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED!" Hea Won yelled.
I gasped. "This school is gonna be an all boys' school?!!!!!" I asked, hoping not.
Key scoffed. "You're sicker than me," he said.
I rolled my eyes.
Hea Won jumped up and down as if she had to go pee. "YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE?!!!" she asked.
Uh... I think she found out Joon came back.
"Joon came back?" I tried.
She nodded. "YES! Wait, how do you know?" she asked.
I clicked my tongue. "Ahhh... I just had a brief moment with him yesterday..."
She cocked her head slightly. "Oh. Well do you know he's in this school?" she asked.
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"-and that he's in Mi Young's class too?" Hea Won asked.
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