He Started It by Hitting on Me

Mi Young's and Taemin's Date: The Sweet End

"Ow. ing tree."
I rubbed my head from the stupid, ugly long branch that hit me right in my caked face. I wasn't able to see anything considering it was so dark outside and I was so ing dirty, it just made everything worse.
The rain wasn't helping either.
It's like the middle of April now, and the rain is still pouring. Aish.
My ing goodness- where is he? Where is that dongsaeng? I thought he would be out on the floor right now, whining that the rain is too wet for him.
It's been like 20 minutes that I have been searching for him. We just had a "date" today, and it turned out to be horribly dirty in the end.
No, no one had with anyone in the restaurant- stop your ed minds.
Jonghyun and the rest of the nosy group just had to spy on us and I was extremely annoyed.
Who the wouldn't be? They're just so freaking nosy.
See? They even made Taemin sad... or mad... or, aish I don't know- that's why I'm trying to find him.
I walk with heavy footsteps but while I was walking, my foot gets stuck in this thick mud and I pull on my leg for like 5 minutes until it finally lets me go and I stumble back in a bush.
Unfortunately, this bush had thorns and it probably made some marks on my and thighs. Thanks god my butthole wasn't there for the thorns to bite.
I get up and curse that ing bush, hoping karma won't come back to me.
I'm not in such a good mood right now.
And when Mi Young is not in a good mood... everyone has to suffer.
I stumble deeper into the woods and cursed every plant and drop of rain and the on the ground.
YEAH I'M CURSING OUT NATURE, BUT THEY ING MESSED WITH ME ING FIRST SO YEAH I'M CURSING NATURE OUT. (oh my gah, she and Jonghyun are alike, LOL.)
The rain made it harder for me to go on but I did and that's when I found something moving a few feet away from me.
It was on a big rock, and it was bigger than any animal I have ever seen.
Oh wait, it has hair only on its head. And it's in a suit.
Oh, it's Taemin.
(listen when reading this part :D)
I go over to him, the mud still sticking onto my boots, and I stood in front of Taemin.
He was looking down and he was also pretty wet but not as messy as me. He looked up and widened his eyes when he saw it was me.
"N-noona..."
He moved a little to the side and gestured me to sit.
I took the seat and turned to face him as the rain kept falling.
He was pretty sad as I could tell and he was almost near to crying. I sighed and broke the awkward silence between us.
"That's mean of you, you know," I told him.
He looked at me. "What?" he asked.
"You left your own date alone late at night with those stupid bimbos. What kind of a dongsaeng does that?" I asked, scoffing.
"It's not like I would have made any difference if I was there. Minho hyung would've taken me home and I would never have another date with you again."
"Was this your first date?" I asked.
He hesitated but then nodded slowly. I raised my eyebrows slightly. "Did you ever go on a double date?" I asked him.
"I was asked, but I didn't want to because I didn't like any girl," Taemin answered.
So... I'm also the first girl he liked? Ouch.
I nodded slowly. ''Are you mad at me?" I asked quietly. I didn't want him to be mad at all, but I needed to know.
He laughed a little. "I can never be mad at Noona- you are not hatable."
Okay, that is just some hilarious right there. I snorted. "Oh Taemin- you still have so much to see if you think I am not hatable," I sighed, feeling bad for him.
He shrugged. "What does it matter? I will never be able to go on another date with you. It'll just end up like this. And then start over..."
"Taemin. Shut up."
He widened his eyes. "What did I do, Noona?" he asked surprisingly.
"Why are you giving up, eh? This is so not like you. The Taemin I knew would always be the confident one. He would never give up when trying to impress his Noona. So that's why, I don't know you," I told him, folding my arms and looking straight ahead.
From the corner of my eye, I see Taemin blinking at me as he kept staring at me in disbelief.
But then he soon caught up and chuckled.
"That Taemin sounds very cool," he said almost maturely.
I nod. "He is. And I want to see more of him."
"You do...? I thought you were annoyed."
"It may seem like it, but really... I think the mushroom-headed hyper dongsaeng is very amazing," I say, telling the absolute truth from me.
His eyes lit up. "Really? Me? Amazing?"
"Well yeah, I mean there was never any guy to go through all that trouble just to please me. You even risked your wallet for me. I find that very sweet. Even if I am not such a lovey-dovey person," I tell him, shrugging.
Taemin pursed his lips and looked down. "Will there be other times when we have conversations like these?" he asked quietly.
I look at him and see that this a serious question. He is blushing through the rain and he looks very uncomfortable right now. Oh Taemin.
I nodded and patted his head. "Very likely," I say, smiling a little.
He looked at me and smiled very warmly. It wasn't those kind of smiles that I have seen on his face that were maniacal and creepy.
It was a very sincere smile. A normal one. One only Taemin could ever pull off.
"He leaned in towards me and smiled again. "Thank you Noona. I thought you would be the least likely to cheer me up with me in such a state," he whispered.
I rolled my eyes. "Taemin, I look more like crap right now. You look fine compared to me," I say, scoffing.
He laughed a little and got up. He held out his hand towards me.
"Then would Noona like to go home? And should I take her?" he asked, very gentleman-like.
I smiled at this. I took his hand without hesitation and he pulled me up.
"Yes, she would be very glad if you took her home," I told him softly.
He grinned again and still held my hand, even when we were walking all the way home near midnight.
While we were walking, a thought comes up in my mind because something else I said earlier seems to hit me.
Those bastards ruined Taemin's first date and we got banned out of another restaurant in South Korea.
I don't think it will be that much longer until we're banned out of Korea.
Anyways, I think I have the perfect idea of what to do to them after what these assholes did.
I tapped Taemin's shoulder. He turned his head around.
"Taemin, would you like to join me and get back at your hyungs and Noona?" I asked.
He smiled at this. "I would gladly accept your invitation."
Get ready you bastards- Noona and dongsaeng is gonna getcha.