He Started It by Hitting on Me

A Date with Onew... And..

I was standing around the restaurant, waiting for Onew to come for our "date."
Once Onew told everyone about this, their reactions were all about freaking out.
Let me start, shall I?
"NO. Umma doesn't allow this. I do not want Onew hyung with my poor Mi Youngie. She doesn't like you, so no date for you guys," Key spat.
"HYUNG, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME. AFTER ALL I HAVE SAID ABOUT NOONA, YOU STILL GO AFTER HER LEAVING ME WITHOUT HER. HYUNG, I HATE YOU."
You should already know who that is.
"Great, now you made Taemin sad," Minho sighed, running over to the fallen Taemin rocking away in a corner.
"Oh my gosh, this is great! Congrats, Onew oppa and Mi Young unni!~ Now I can have Jonghyunnie all to myself," Haneul squealed. , shut up. I really don't know why I even agreed to be friends with her. Probably because I didn't want her to annoy me, but she's already doing that. I don't win in any way. .
Once Hea Won found out, she glared at me for a really long time. "You.. on a date... with Onew?!" she asked.
And then there was Jonghyun. Jonghyun was the most surprising one of all. He ripped a book.
Poor book- so many hardworking papers all gone and teared.
Anyways, I didn't know Onew was going to say that. Because from what I remembered, this is not a date.
He even told me so.
It all started with the silent conversation we had before he announced it to the world.
He came over to me and smiled. "Hi Mi Young," he greeted.
"Hi..." I trailed off.
"You know Jjong over there?" he asked, eyeing Jonghyun who seemed like he was in space. Weirdo.
"Yeah," I answered.
Onew smiled secretly. "He has a huge secret," Onew told me.
I almost jumped up. "Really? Then tell me," I said.
"I would... but first, you have to do something for me."
"What?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Go to a restaurant with me."
"i don't go on dates, if that's what you're trying to say."
"No, it's not a date- it's a private place where I could tell you about Jonghyun's secret. So then none of these nosy people will interfere," Onew explained, glancing at the people.
I look at them too, and 3 of them (Key, Taemin and Haneul) are having a fight about me.
"She's my best friend!" Key yelled.
"You're a guy, I'm a girl- she's my best friend," Haneul snapped.
"YOU'RE BOTH WRONG. SHE'S MINE BECAUSE I CAN LOOK EITHER AS A GUY OR A GIRL," Taemin hyperactively yelled.
I kind feel bad for Minho being in the middle of all this... literally.
He's like smack in the middle there, being in pain to the yelling coming and going from his ears. Poor Minho.
Back to Onew.
I raised my eyebrows. "So, if I go to this restaurant with you, you will tell me bout his secret?" I asked.
Onew nodded. "Yup. So are we clear?" he asked.
I hesitantly nodded.
And that's when Onew got up and decided to tell the world we were going on a "date."
And so, now I am waiting for Onew to come so I beat him up. But then I'll get arrested without tasting any food first.
Okay I'll just wait.
I wait until Onew comes up behind me. "Hey Mi Young~" he said.
I glared at him, telling him I really was mad.
He laughed and scratched his head. "That's alright. Just follow me," he said, leading me into the restaurant.
Once I do go in, the only thing I see is...
Chicken.
Yeah, that's right. Chicken. It's like I can't escape chicken. Even the smell of chicken is always under my nose. I furrowed my eyes.
"What the hell is this?" I asked.
"Oh, it's this new chicken restaurant that just opened up. I wanted to check it out," Onew said.
"Do you really like chicken?" I asked.
He looked as if I was crazy.
"What kind of a question is that? Chicken takes up 15% percent of my brain!" he told me.
I wonder where mentality takes part in your brain.
He leads me to a table, where there were no chicken at all (finally.)
He sits across from me and I just look at him. He's so weird.
First, he says this isn't a date but then tells everyone else it is a date. And then he takes me to a chicken restaurant and has 15% of chicken taking part in his brain. Weirdo.
All of you are freaking weirdos.
We order, but everything on the freaking menu is chicken. Even dessert is chicken with ice cream.
I really have lost my appetite. I don't know how Onew can like chicken this much. But, that's how he is. I can't do anything. He loves chicken probably more than his mom.
I call that true love, man.
I eat some chicken and then someone accidentally pushes me. I turn my head back and see this girl who had some sunglasses on.
She looks weird, though..
"Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't see you! Are you ok?" she asked. Her voice seem weird too.
I nodded. "Yeah..."
Then she smiles. "Well aren't you such a cute thing!" She looks up and Onew and makes a disgusted face.
"I don't know what you see in this guy. Well bye, bye!" she laughed, walking awkwardly to a table yards away from us.
She looks familiar...
Suddenly, a couple of more people walk in.
A girl with this short haircut, another girl with this wavy hair and red lipstick and a hat, another girl with straight hair and eyeshadow, and two guys.
Ok, those two guys look very feminine and familiar..
Why can't I seem to get the names?
Aish, they're just people anyways.
The girl with the short hair smiles at me. "Noo-"
But the wavy haired girl put a hand around the short haired girl's mouth and dragged her away from our table to the table where that sunglasses girl is.
All the other people followed.
I raised an eyebrow. "Onew.. don't they seem weird and familiar?" I asked quietly.
He was too busy with chicken. "Huh? Oh, dunno," he muttered, putting a leg in his mouth.
Seriously, Onew.
I sighed and ate myself. I don't need to care about those weird people. So why the are they all staring at me?
JONGHYUN'S POV
I'm such a ed-up guy right now. If you knew what I was doing, you'd laugh. But I wasn't alone at what I'm doing...
Key, Taemin, Minho, Haneul and Hea Won are all with me.. in a restaurant... dressed up as opposite genders.
Let me put it this way- all the guys are girls and all the girls are guys.
Aish.
But do you know why we're doing this?
Because we're spying on that and Onew's date.
I didn't want to spy, actually- I wanted to stay home and bang girls but Key dragged me along with them because he said I was just as surprised as they were when I found out about their date.
I was surprised because I wouldn't actually believe that would date, Onew worstly, but I was wrong.
They were right in front of me, eating chicken.
Oh Onew. You and your chicken obsession. You even picked a chicken restaurant. Aish.
Key was fixing his sunglasses and applying more lipstick.
"You look very y already, you don't need anything else," I chuckled.
He smiled. "I know, but you look like yourself so put on more makeup," he suggested bringing a lipstick up to me.
I slapped his hand away. "I'm already in this stupid wig, and I have like 30 pounds of makeup on me already," I snapped.
Taemin whimpered. "Noona," he whimpered.
I rolled my eyes. You can't even recognize Taemin- he looks so much like a girl. I think the fell for him being a girl if it wasn't for me coming right in time to shut his mouth before saying "Noona."
Minho looked nice too. I just am surprised he even did this. Maybe he wants to see this too...
"Taemin, your lipstick is smearing," Minho said, putting on some more.
Taemin pouted. "I just wanna see Noona. It's not fair. Why couldn't it have been me? I'm much more cuter than Hyung," he boasted.
Taemin no- that's Key's job to boast.
Key scoffed. "We're just here to keep an eye on them. Onew could do anything to Mi Youngie and she'd be ruined. we cannot let it happen."
"She could take care of herself," I mumbled.
"You just wanna BANG GIRLS, DON'T YOU?!" he asked a little too loudly.
Uhm, don't say it when I'm a girl in a restaurant.
I rolled my eyes.
"I think it's very okay to let them date. That way Jonghyunnie and me can finally be together," Haneul cooed.
Did I forget to mention Haneul and Hea Won are dressed up as guys.
But they look too feminine to look as guys. Somehow, they pulled it off. Hea Won is whiz with make-up so we all pulled it off.
And that didn't suspect anything. Score.
Hea Won wasn't happy that Haneul was the 's new best friend.
"Shut up, you small idiot," Hea Won snapped.
Haneul pouted. "You see, Mi Young needs a nice friend like me. You're just way too mean to be her friend," Haneul giggled.
"What did you say?" Key asked scarily.
He gets really mad when someone says something about his Hea Won.
I really wish I could leave now...
We ordered and we also kept eyeing that and Onew.
They were talking in between themselves. Damn, I wish I could hear...
"Hyung, can we spy on them?" Taemin whispered to me.
"Go ahead and do it yourself," I said.
"No, I did another person. And everyone is so busy. Besides, don't you wanna see what Noona and stupid Hyung is doing?"
Yeah, I did wanna see...
I sighed. "We move at the quarter to 8," I whispered.
Mi YOUNG'S POV
Onew is still digging into his damn chicken.
I think he had like 8 entrees.
I only had 5 or something.
He even ate the dessert twice. I tasted it. I spit it out.
He must really like chicken.. no, I'm sorry- love.
I sighed. "Will you tell me about the secret already?" I sighed again, getting impatient.
He shook his head. "Not yet," he whispered.
And he kept on eating his ing chicken.
I folded my arms and leaned back.
I glanced at the table with the weird people. The girl with the sunglasses was feeding this small guy. They're obviously together...
This other girl was covering her ears from the other guy, who talked non-stop.
Poor girl.
But wait... there were two other girls that looked weird too...
I look at a random table and find those missing two girls sitting there, looking at me.
Once they found me looking back at them, they covered their faces with menus.
ing weirdos.
Minutes passed and I was getting really, really pissed.
I waited for such a long time and I still haven't got the secret.
Onew was still ING eating his chicken. YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING REALLY PISSED MAN...
"Onew, will you just ing tell me already?!" I asked.
He had one last bite of his chicken and burped. Not into my face though.
He giggled. "Sorry," he laughed a little.
Yeah, yeah. "Just tell me already," I sighed.
But before he can tell me, a ruckus occurs.
"No, stop! She'll find out..."
I looked behind Onew to find those two girls fighting physically.
Actually they're just pulling on each other's arms.
The one with the short hair seemed like to get away from the wavy-haired girl. I'm serious.. I feel like I know them and I feel kinda stupid too..
I raised an eyebrow. "They look familiar..." I said aloud to Onew.
He looked back at them and then laughed. He smiled at me.
"I think we should sit back and relax at what's gonna happen next," he chuckled.
I wanted to question him, but the question has already been answered.
The short-haired girl kicked the wavy-haired girl in the which shouldn't hurt but it seemed like it hurt a lot for that girl. The wavy girl made a face and then fell onto the floor letting the short haired girl free and she smiled.
"FINALLY, I GET TO GO TO NOONA!" she yelled.
Noona? Are you kidding me?
She looks at me and sighed deeply. She started to run. "Noona!!!!" she yelled while running.
Suddenly, someone stepped in front of me and then I heard a thud.
I furrowed my eyes and found the sunglasses girl on the floor with the short-haired girl on top of her.
...very weird.
The sunglasses were dislocated and that's when I saw the familiar eyes of... Key.
I raised an eyebrow. "Key?" I asked.
He opened his mouth at me. "Key? Who's Key? I bet Key is pretty hot, but there's no Key here," Key said.
Definitely Key.
I look at the shorthaired girl. She smiled at me. "Noona is really pretty from down here," she sighed dreamily.
Taemin.
"Ugh, Taemin get off of him!" one of the guys said.
I look closely and see that's Hea Won.
"Bwoh?! My poor Jonghyunnie!"
I look across the room to see the other gut kneeling on the floor to the wavy-haired girl that was Jonghyun.
Jonghyun?
"Taemin, get up," the other girl said with the straight hair. Cannot be mistaken for Minho.
I raised my eyebrow. "You guys were spying on us?" I asked.
Key opened his mouth again. "Well, I wouldn't call it spying.."
"Key, you're in girl clothes. And Hea Won is in boy clothes," I rolled my eyes.
He stomped his foot. "We just wanted to see you guys on the date," he muttered.
I rolled my eyes. Retards.
Onew chuckled beside me.
I looked at him. "Did you know about this?" I asked.
He shrugged. "Knowing them, I knew they would do something like this. Wanna know the secret now?" he whispered.
About time.
He leaned into my ear. "I'm sorry for what I'm going to do next," he whispered.
I didn't know what he was going to do. I didn't know at all. But then I did seconds later...
He turned my head to face him and then leaned his lips onto mine.
I widened my eyes.
Key and Taemin screamed. Haneul and Hea Won gasped. Minho said, "Oh no, more drama."
Jonghyun? Well, he did this:
"ONEW, I'M GOING TO ING KILL YOU."
I was too surprised to do anything. I pushed him away eventually but his face was still a little close to mine to say one thing before chaos started.
"I hope that will explain things soon," he winked.
I still don't get it.
Key and Taemin started to punch the out of Onew and Jonghyun was already there, doing the same.
Haneul giddily jumped and down and Hea Won tried to get Key off of Onew.
I touched my lips. Did he really just do that? Why?
Was it part of the secret? What the ? Why would that be part of the secret?
I'm ing confused and pissed.
Onew kissed me. I'm pissed.
I don't like it when guys touch me and this is part of it.
I was angry and I would hit Onew but the guys are already doing that part.
Sooner or later, the manager is gonna come and kick us out.
Aish.
(Minutes Later) what did I say? Yeah, the manager kicked us out. Now, we're all outside weird-looking.
Key and Taemin were so pissed and Onew was looking beat up.
Haneul and Hea Won and Minho were just awkwardly off to the side.
And Jonghyun...oh, Jonghyun was mad.
He was steaming. Ehe. Jealous much? Ehe.
Key sighed roughly. "I'm gonna go home. But Jjong Hyung-" he pointed at Jonghyun.
"You're staying," he harshly said.
"And Mi Young you're staying," Hea Won said.
Everyone left except me and Jonghyun.
What's gonna happen now?