JONGHYUN'S POV
I go to the school days later and what do I hear?
"Jjong likes Mi Youngie~" everyone of my friend cooed.
I hit them all with a book that later deceased. Poor book- I'm sorry.
I do not like that . She is a and will stay like that forever.
And I wasn't jealous- I just... didn't like Onew kissing that because I didn't want him to die from her poison lips. Yeah, see? see how much I love my Onew hyung? I love him so much I had to beat him up for kissing that poison-lipped ...
Yeah, that makes no sense.
Anyways, my last day of being a slave was already long gone and that made me do many things-
hitting myself, letting her hit me, giving her my food (again, dammit), opening all doors for her and carrying her books. But that's not the worst part.
You know what the worst part is?
She told me I couldn't bang any girls.
I COULDN'T BANG ANY GIRLS. NO GIRLS TO BANG FOR MY PLEASURE. NOTHING. NOTHING TO DO ON THA ED-UP DAY. I WAS SO ING MISERABLE.
I was so sad and psychotic for , that I was tempted to do it with Key or Taemin.
I wasn't going to do it with Onew- psh, I'm still ing mad at him. NO, NOT BECAUSE OF JEALOUSY. PSH, YOU WISH.
Anyways, when the day ended I ran and banged as much girls as I could and felt complete after.
But now, we're back to normal... sorta.
We haven't done any pranks to each other today. Which is peaceful, but also weird. It doesn't feel right without making any chaos. It feels... lonely.
Aish, why do I care? I got to just focus on banging more girls and trying not kill Onew.
You know what I should do to really get back at Onew?
Burn his precious chicken.
Oh yes- he's die and kill me.
Well, first he'd kill me and then he'd save his chicken. And if he failed, he'd die right on the spot.
Hm..
Well, now it's just boring ol' boring school.
Taemin, though was pretty depressed ever since the kiss.
He's been crying and singing, "NOONA IS SO PRETTY. WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME? WHY PRETTY NOONA WHY?"
I wonder why Key was so mad for. Sure, that is his friend but he got so mad. Then again, he does love his friends. But he should really pay more attention to Hea Won more.
She already is mad enough with Haneul being that 's "best friend" and that Onew kissed Mi Young.
Minho is just trying to cheer up Taemin. I know Minho doesn't really care.
Sigh, I wish I was like Minho...
tall and not being that 's toy.
Tall is just an exception- I don't care about being not that tall...
Maybe a little?
Shut up, Jonghyun- just shut up.
I was making out with a girl today in a random closet.
She stopped and said that she had to go.
I asked where.
She said the girls' locker room.
I said that's floors away.
And what does she say?
"We're already in the girls' locker room."
And I do a little dance in my head.
I'm in the girls' locker room. Do you know what this means?
girls, baby.
Well, not but half .
Oh I hit the jackpot right now.
I smiled at myself. "Alright, go. I'll come with you."
So she opened the door and I see many girls already stripping down.
OH YEAH, BABY.
I'm so giddy, I can't keep still.
Girls don't notice me yet, so I just poke around in every locker path and see bras and panties and all.
Ooh, Jonghyun you are such a !
I smirk at myself. Happy, happy day-
"YAH! THERE'S A BOY IN THE LOCKER ROOM!" a girl I obviously didn't bang yelled out.
They all gasped and yelled.
Uh-oh. And that's when I started to run for it.
They ran after me, we're still in the locker room and we're running and all.
I'm so scared- MOMMY, HELP ME!
I run and run and try to get away from those crazy girls who are dumb enough to not realize I was already there minutes ago without them noticing.
That is right- they are retarded s.
On my last breath of air, I bump into someone while running and fall down with them.
They grunted and so did I, because the fall was hard and if I'm not mistaken, I think whoever I'm on top on got hurt a little.
I looked at the person and guess who it was?
The .
OH . I FELL ON THE .
THAT'S NOT THE ONLY THING.
SHE'S NOT WEARING A SHIRT. SHE'S WEARING A BRA, MAN.
I just gape at her bra until I see her face is angry.
No, not angry- ing pissed.
She kicks me off, myself flying into a wall and sliding down.
"!" she yells until slamming the door in my face and leaving me physically hurt and dazed.
One thing I wanna say before all my crazy friends came to me:
She doesn't have a flat chest at all.
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