He Started It by Hitting on Me

The Day of the Bet

JONGHYUN'S POV
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.
I WILL ING GET YOU, YOU .
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
I don't why I'm like this when I'm not so sure if I'm gonna win.
The bet is still going on.
And it's so ing frustrating. Why? Because that hasn't cracked yet.
SHE JUST CAN NEVER LOSE AND IT'S NOT NICE. IT'S NOT NICE THAT SHE DOESN'T GIVE ANYONE ELSE A CHANCE.
THAT SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE TRULY IS A PSYCHOTIC .
Ahem, I should stop yelling in my head now. And get back to reality.
When we started the day, I immediately went to wherever that went and tried to get her pissed off and curse at me.
But she didn't.
You know what she did? It was amazing that she pulled it off.
I ran behind her and stuck my head in between her shoulder and Hea Won's shoulder. I looked at the .
"Hey - your face made the dogs run off to a mountain," I say first, trying to get her pissed off.
But what did she do? She turned to me and smiled. "Aww. Poor doggies! At least they're safe in the mountain and away from my face," she says, sighing calmly.
I widened my eyes and froze in my tracks while they went on. I stayed in my position for at least 5 minutes. My head got hit by a ball, so I had to keep on going.
Later that day, I went over to her and decided to talk about .
"Little biyatch, I wonder if you know what happens when the enters the hole. When it enters, the hole is like really tight sometimes and it doesn't feel so good until the slams in the hole in more-"
"Hey look, a hot dog!" and then the shoved it in my mouth, telling me cheerfully to enjoy my lunch.
I tried to touch her too- you know, because she hates skinship. AND THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED IF IT SHE WASN'T SO PROUD OF HERSELF.
When that was alone in her room and no one was there with her, I sneakily went into the room ('cus I'm a ninja) and cornered her into the kitchen.
She had her eyes widened at first, but then a hint of a glare came on. I smirked at this.
Maybe I will finally win, I thought that time. I had my hands on the wall and she was below me, her glare becoming more sharp and scarier when I wouldn't move.
I tilted my head to the side. "Huh? Why can't you say anything nice now? Hmm?" I asked curtly.
She didn't say anything. She was glaring at me while breathing loudly. I leaned in more. "Say something~" I urged her.
Nothing came out of her mouth.
I sighed. She wants me to get a little more intimate, eh? Ehehehe...
I took my hand and traced her neck with one of my fingers. She flinched a little and her back went straight.
I went a little lower from her neck and down to her shoulder and traced an 'O' on it countless times. She held her fists back and I could almost hear her cursing me the out in her head.
"If you're not going to say anything to stop me, I'll just keep on going okay?" I asked quietly. I don't know why I was acting like this especially since I don't "like" her. I must be really desperate to get her beat the out of me and for me to win for the first time.
Really desperate, I am.
My finger went from her shoulder to her chest and poked it lightly. "Anything to say, little ?" I asked.
She wasn't even looking at me. YOU BETTER BE THINKING TO KICK ME IN THE BALLS, LITTLE .
I can't believe I just thought that.
I took my finger again and went down from her chest, to her stomach and a little more down than that.
Right to her abdomen. I tried tickling it and it worked, as the started to flinch a bit more frequently.
ME GONNA GET MY VICTORY TODAY.
And then I started to tease her; I made my finger stop right at the center of her .
She widened her eyes and looked up at me with the fire in her eyes. Literally. I swear I saw some flames popping out of her eye balls.
Besides running away and screaming like a girl, I stayed put and smirked at her.
I didn't say anything. I just did the action. I grabbed her and squeezed it, making her gasp instead of moan.
I saw her look up at me and saw the flames rising in her eyes. COME ON - ING YELL AT ME ALREADY.
I kept on touching this of hers without her (or trying not to, because it was tempting but that doesn't mean I LIKE HER) and I teased it around and around so she could beat the crap out of me.
She bit her lip from either moaning or beating me up. I saw her fists held back and her head lowered.
, I'M REALLY IMPATIENT.
"Just say it already," I growled. But she wouldn't. Because she had too much pride in herself.
The thing that does happen was that-
The put her hands on my shoulders and grasped it softly.
I raised an eyebrow.
"T-t..Taemin! Is.. waiting for me so I have to go. I'm...hungry," the finally speaks, as she lightly (OMG, SHE LIGHTLY PUSHED ME) pushed me and stormed out the door.
The door closed behind me and I stay there with my hands unmoved from the wall where I had trapped the for a good ten minutes.
I felt my insides rising with anger and my pulse going higher and higher and then...
"DUSFHJKWIEFSHDJNCWUSDHJFNUWEJHKSDNFWIOESKJFMNCKUESJDFNOIWESKJDNMZXCWESFJCWOISFDLKOIEKJSDCISDFHEHFDSJXCGODDAMITTTT."
I rolled on the floor again and again, wailing that I still didn't get her to crack.
How hard can this ing be?
I did everything I could- I disconnected the TV and computer wires away from her but she just decided to read a good book. I dumped food on her (just like from before) but she just ate it off her head. I even told Taemin that the likes him and he went freaking crazy.
I know it was wrong, but I told him that she wanted him to meet her in her room after dinner for some "stuff". But guess what happened?
Taemin did go and he was like the most happiest person in the whole world until he came out of the room and was eating some candy instead of blushing and yelling out, "NOONA MADE ME A MAN!"
The , is too proud. I want to ruin that pride and stuff it in my mouth so I could be the one with such pride.
YOU THINK IT'S EASY BEING THE ONE WHO LOSES TO A GIRL? I LOSE TO A FREAKING ALMOST MANLY GIRL WHO CRUSHES MY MANLINESS. SHE MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A .
A .
AND I WANT TO RUIN HER SO BADLY.
But I can't and it infuriates me. I don't want to lose to her again because she always wins these kind of stuff.
But there's no way for me to win. She was nice (though she barely said anything) and talked politely to everyone. She didn't burp in public and giggled like a real girl would.
She almost seemed... cute. WHOA. WHAT THE ING HELL AM I SAYING? SHUT UP JONGHYUN JUST SHUT UP.
The bet is only supposed to last a day and whoever wins, the loser has to be the winner's personal slave for the whole vacation.
And I doubt I'm going to win.
God, anyway, when I was coming back from the little amusement park Key and Onew wanted to go to earlier this afternoon, I was walking up the hill that led to the hotel, but it looked more like a really nice tall mall.
Hey look, it rhymed there- tall mall. Ahahaha, I'm so corny.
The sidewalks were brick-shaped and gray, and the day was shady with the sun slowly going by us, considering it was 7 p.m. now.
I had my hands in my pockets 'cus it was just a little cold without the sun to keep me occupied but I'm alright.
I see some girls checking me out, but I ignore them for the first time because I'm afraid they have boyfriends who would just love to beat the crap out of a shorter dude than them.
I KNOW THEY WOULD- THE GUY FROM YESTERDAY LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GLAD I WAS A SHRIMP.
When I was barely there to the door of the front entrance of the hotel, I heard a car zooming really fast behind me and it went past me after a second and my hair was going along with the force that car had made.
It was heading for something, and there was a girl who was in the way. She was oblivious to the fact a car was coming for her and she was looking at her phone or something.
What else was she?
She was the .
I widened my eyes and my heart flipped over because the car was coming very fast and she was probably seconds away from being roadkill.
I started to run and run towards her because she was yards away from me and that car was gonna HIT THE CRAP OUT OF HER.
"LOOK OUT!" I yelled. I ran faster until the car was behind me for at least a second, and the looked at me when I furiously kept pointing at the oncoming car. She turned her head and saw the lights on her. She widened her eyes and opened her mouth but she couldn't move because this is what fear does to you.
MOVE IF YOU DON'T WANNA DIE.
I took a big leap and pushed her out of the way, me going along with her as we rolled together onto the grass away from the street.
The big black car went on, going over the speed limit and because of its tinted windows, I couldn't see who the was driving that car so ing fast.
I was breathing uncontrollably from all that running I was doing and I looked down at the who I was on top on.
She was rubbing her head and she moaned a little bit. She looked up at me and she furrowed her eyes a little.
But then they widened. I furrowed my eyes this time.
Why is she looking so surprised? I mean, she did see me running after her, anyway.
Suddenly, I felt that my hands were already occupied with something and they were huge for whatever I was holding onto.
I looked down and saw that the things I thought were huge and I was holding onto were the big s of the .
I widened my eyes and felt my cheeks burning a little. I opened my mouth to say something, but nothing would come out.
I HAVE NO ING IDEA WHY, BUT MY HANDS CONTROLLED BY THEMSELVES AND SQUEEZED HER S.
WHAT THE HELL ARE WRONG WITH MY MUSCLES????
And that's when I heard the growl and she kicked me off her.
I went flying in the air and fell flat on my when I was landed on the ground.
I looked up at her with my eyes widened as she had her fists clenched and hair all messed up. She was breathing heavily and I could see that the anger she was trying to hide was about to burst.
And it did.
"YOU FUGLY , YOU GRABBED MY S YOU SON OF A . EVEN WHEN YOU KNEW YOU WERE TOUCHING THEM, YOU ING SQUEEZED THEM. BABO. UGLY. JACKASS. ING . YOU ING BETTER STOP BEING SUCH A YOU FUGLY . AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOU STILL TOUCH MY S, YOU ING . AISH YOU DINO-HEAD! YOU'RE SO ING..."
And she kept going on and on about how I'm such a and how I'm the most ugliest creature she has ever laid eyes on.
And even though she hasn't realized yet, I was looking at her with a surprised expression on my face when a smile started to spread slowly on my face.
She was noticing this smile and her constant yelling was wearing down and I think she was noticing the same thing I realized.
Her yelling went quiet as her face started to resemble a defeated actress who lost her first award.
Why did she quiet down and why was I smiling?
Because I won.
She cracked and I ing won.
I ING WON.
I.
ING.
WONNNNNNNNN.
I started to jump up and down, cheering and saying, "WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!" quickly.
I made a lot of noise, but I didn't care. I freaking won for the first time in my life against that and it felt pretty good to be victorious.
I started to laugh and smile and cheer all by myself and I keep glancing at the who looks like she just got shot in the face.
Her eyes were scarily widened and her teeth were clenched. She was angry; and I was a little scared behind all that pride I had in me.
GOT NO PRIDE AND I DO.
MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH I WON SUCKER, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
This means the will be my personal slave now for the whole vacation and she can't do anything about it. And that fact makes me feel even more happy.
While I was busy jumping around stuff, something hits me in the back.
I stumble forward, fell and turned my head around to see the with a bat again.
WHERE THE HELL DO THESE THINGS COME FROM? THEY'RE LIKE NINJAS.
Her face was now dark and demonized and my instincts were telling me to scream.
But then her inference on me being a would be true.
She pulled up the bat and did it slowly, while she had that blunt look on her face.
I knew what was coming for me. And I knew I couldn't stop it.
I sighed quietly and ran through my hair while sitting on the grass. "How does my hair look, ?" I asked quietly.
She nods a little. "It looks good, bastard," she replies.
And then she took the bat and started to hit me with it.
All.
Night.
Long.
Well, not all night long, but like until evening came and she was getting hungry.
She dropped the bat and stomped all the way back into the hotel. I was left on the ground with not so much of a bruised back.
She let me go off easy because she was getting tired for being too nice today.
And she knew it was also her last day for getting to do whatever she wanted.
Because starting tomorrow, I will order her around to whatever I pleased and she has to do it.
No matter how bad or how ed it may be, she has to do it.
I smiled at myself as I got up and somehow, made it inside the hotel.
She was gone and so were the others, as they were eating and I was going to the elevator.
I smiled to myself as the elevator went ding when it reached my floor.
" and I are gonna have some fun now~" I giggled deviously.
OH MY DAMMIT, I CAN'T WAIT.
MI YOUNG'S POV
YOU JONGHYUN, SUCK YOUR OWN WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING TODAY BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY JOY YOU'RE ING GONNA GET BEFORE TOMORROW YOU SNEAKY SON OF A -