He Started It by Hitting on Me

Familiarity

I don't know how long I was asleep. It seemed like hours yet I knew it was only for a while.

I did have a dream, and it was a really weird dream. Something I never have had before. It didn't seem to connect to my life at all.

In any way.

I had a dream where turtles had .

I'm not kidding. I had a dream where turtles were freaking humping each other, and they were enjoying it. Actually, the male turtle was enjoying it considering he was on top of the female turtle.

The female turtle was like moaning a little from time to time while the male turtle had its mouth opened like an oval and his beady little eyes were like slits.

It was... really awkward. And kind of y.

Ahem, anyway my turtle dream had ended with a clown dancing in front of them and that's when I decided that things were getting too weird.

For some reason, when I tried to open my eyes it seemed like as if they were glued shut. No matter how hard I tried, my eyes stayed shut.

Even the stupid clown cussed out my eyelids.

And then that's when I felt it happen.

I woke up as soon as I felt something scratching against my ears and something brushed against my nose.

My heavy eyelids opened slowly and the first thing I saw was yellow.

I thought it was Jonghyun and so I was about to hit it but then I saw it was just straw.

Straw?

What the ? Straw? What the hell is it doing here?

Wait, what am I doing here?

I slowly got up with my elbows bent on the straw and looked around. I was in a place where there were many stores and several people walking around. They didn't seem to pay any attention to a girl who's on top of straw.

There was a nearby park here as I could see and something about that park was getting to me.

It looked pretty familiar...

"GOD. Do you know how fat you are? And you have such a small body. MY DAMN."

I quickly shot a glare at Jonghyun, who was beside me while standing up rubbing his back with his free hand.

My hand was almost near his waist as I could see. I pulled my hand back vigorously and he abruptly fell back on the straw pile beside me.

His face was gaping at me with furrowed eyes and his eyes were almost bulging out.

"YOU . What was that for?"

"Why am I on top of straw?" I asked.

"BECAUSE YOU'RE FAT."

"You're ugly."

Jonghyun spazzed out there for a moment and then his eyes twitched. "NO I AM NOT. YOU'RE UGLY."

"No, I'm fat. And you're ugly.''

"EJKHSFNDMS. YOU FREAKING JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE FAT.''

"So?"

"SHINGOISFJKJSKDFSKJDFKJASAMUCHSDK."

He kept spazzing out in front of me for losing pathetically on coolness to me.

Psh. Whatever. It's his fault for being a loser.

After finally calming down from spazzing his out, Jonghyun relaxed his shoulders and turned his head to face me.