He Started It by Hitting on Me

Jonghyun's Birthday Party~ shh, its a secret!

It already has been Jonghyun's birthday. I fed him cake and he was there in the hospital, sleeping away and talking to each and every one of us. He was smiling and looked so relaxed.
Right after days after he was released from the hospital, things got more.. weird.
You can choose what kind of weird it would be- good or bad. 'Cus I don't know at all.
Right after Jonghyun was released, Key told me this:
"Let's throw Jonghyun a birthday party."
Whatthe.
I asked him why and he just shrugged while smiling and went, "Because he's my hubby, duh~"
Really? Just, really?
I said flat-out no, of course. But what does Key say to me?
"I will give Taemin more ice-cream and candy and lock you up with him in the same room if you don't throw the party with me."
And that's when I agreed to throw the party with him.
Hea Won also was going to throw the party and when she saw me after getting released from the hospital, she hugged me to near death until Key dragged her away and took her all for himself.
KEY, LEARN TO SHARE.
Aish, anyways the party was obviously unknown to Jonghyun, so he just went on with his banging girls reunion. It was a really happy reunion as what I heard from the janitor's closet.
"Oh Jonghyun! So good~ OH JONGHYUN. I'm glad you're back because- OH JONGHYUUUUN."
How does he do this sort of stuff?
During that time he was oblivious to this party, Key and I had to plan out the party and get guests.
When Key asked a group of people if they would like to come, they said ''HELL YEAH."
That group of people told other people who told other people who told other people and now, almost the whole entire school was coming to Jonghyun's surprise birthday party.
It's so amazing to me that this whole goddamn school can keep this secret from Jonghyun and this makes me have second thoughts about the people.
But then I saw some condoms hanging from a locker and you already know my opinion has changed back to the original.
Even Taemin was good at keeping this secret. He said that he would never ruin a secret like this because he loved his hyungs more than anything in the world.
That's when he giggled and nudged me on the arm with his elbow, saying,"But Noona will always be first."
Awww. Taemin, that's so swe-
"AND NOW I SHALL HUG NOONA, NO?" he went after me, his face resembling the Joker but in an Asian way.
Minho pulled him back and shook his head. "She almost that you were normal there, Taemin," Minho sighed as he dragged Taemin by the collar of his shirt away.
"SHE LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM. RIGHT NOONA?" he asked me.
I just shrugged.
He took that as a yes.
Onew supplied the food but it was all mostly chicken. I told him there cannot be a chicken cake at the party.
"You haven't tried it yet, that's why," Onew defended.
He stood 3 yards away from me as he said this. Still keeping your promise, I see?
So, we're going to have lots of chicken but the cake will be sweet and not meaty.
When I came back from the hospital, my mother was not happy with me. At all.
She gave me a big lecture about not getting by someone who I should've told her about and that I should have gone home.
Because I didn't want to hear her constant lecturing, I asked her a question that shut her up for the whole day.
"How come when I was in the hospital, you didn't show up?" I asked.
Her face fell more than usual and she stayed quiet for a long time. She never answered this question from that day.
It's been like 2 days later and the party is all set.
Everyone is at Key's house, talking and laughing. Jonghyun wasn't here yet and we were anticipating his arrival.
He is the birthday boy after all.
Huh. Wonder if he just randomly decided to wear his birthday suit-
EW MI YOUNG, WHAT THE ARE YOU THINKING?
I shake that thought vigorously away from my head and regret 1000000000000000000 times that I haven't just thought of that horrid image.
LIke ew.
Key is talking with Hea Won and Taemin is wandering all over the place. Minho is following and him and that's when-
"Jonghyun is coming!" Onew called out to everyone as he moved away from the window.
Key clapped his hands. "Everyone, hide!" he yelled.
Everyone ran to a place and giggled quietly because of excitement. The door was unlocked for Jonghyun so no one would get it.
I didn't know where to hide- everyone else was taking all these spots that were no spots for me to stay at.
I walked here and there and here and there and everywhere and I was getting like so ing tired. Suddenly, the lights shut off and I'm like completely lost. It's ing dark and I don't know where to go.
I think I went up the stairs a little and came back, only to encounter something that made me trip and I fell on that thing.
The thing is that I didn't fall completely down- just halfway.
Suddenly, the lights turn on and I look up to what I fell on.
...More like what was holding me.
The guy's face turned out to be the birthday boy, Kim Jonghyun.
He stared at me with his eyes furrowed but I'm thinking that was before the lights were turned on.
By the time he realized it was me, he had his eye widened and mouth closed tight.
Everyone yelled out. "SURPRISE!"
And Jonghyun looked at them, but then went back to me staring and staring and staring...
TARD, STOP STARING.
"Suprise," I muttered. And then I pushed away from him, stumbling back to hit another body.
I turned my head to the side and found out it was Key who was smirking at me.
"That was so nice what you did there, Mi Young~" he cooed.
"That was an accident- it's not like I planned to do it," I scoffed.
I looked back at Jonghyun who had his eyes furrowed, probably thinking what just happened and Key went over to him to give him a big hug.
I roll my eyes at this and wait until it was my turn to give his... surprise.
"Jjong hyung, happy birthday~" Key cooed again.
"My birthday was like days ago. What's with the party?" he asked.
"Well, of course you need a party- otherwise, it wouldn't be such a birthday now would it?" Key asked.
"But it wasn't really necesscar-"
"-YES IT WAS," Key barked.
Jonghyun and I stared at Key with great amazement.
Key laughed oddly. "Now, I'm just gonna go to Hea Won. You- have to follow Mi Young for your surprise~"
I saw Key slap Jonghyun shoulder and giggles a little until leaving us alone with a hundred other people who were dancing now.
And from what I could tell, Taemin was one party animal.
Onew and Minho were surrounding the food and Hea Won and Key were.. well, whaddya think?
I sighed. I turned around. "Come with me," I told Jonghyun.
I knew he was following me because I could hear the footsteps and all behind me.
I walked up the stairs and so did he, and I led him to a door.
I turned to face him. "Behind this door, your dreams will come true if they haven't already. Behind this door, your happiness awaits and you will not complain," I say, remembering what Key told me to say.
Jonghyun raised an eyebrow. "What the is wrong with you?" he asked bluntly.
Strangely, I don't know.
I sighed. I put my hand on the doorknob. "Enjoy~"
I open the door and there, you can see 9 girls waiting in these Playboy Bunny costumes, smiling seductively at Jonghyun.
"Hi there~" they all said in unison.
Jonghyun gaped at them. He pointed at them with his finger trembling.
"That's...SNSD!" he almost yelled.
I rolled my eyes. "Correct. Key somehow, got in contact with them and now, they're yours for tonight. I don't know how, or why they agreed but whatever- it's your party. Enjoy," I sighed, leaving him to all those 9 girls smiling at Jonghyun.
I heard the door close behind me and click.
The lock has been activated.
I walk down the stairs and out to the living room. It's already became a madhouse.
Make-out sessions, drinking and loud music.
Not a place for me.
Of course Key will take care of it, but he's busy with Hea Won right now and everyone seems to be busy.
"NOONA WANTS TO ME DANCE WITH ME?"
I look next to me and see Taemin, all hyperactive and is all messed up. LIke literally- his shirt and pants are all misplaced.
His shirt is on his head and his pants are... loose.
They're like hanging from his waist, looking as if it were about to fall if he made another step. I can't believe I'm saying this but..
TAEMIN, PULL UP YOUR PANTS.
He wasn't drunk- no one would dare to give Lee Taemin alcohol. He was definitely on a sugar rush.
Oy, Taemin. Oy.
"Noona will dance with me, no?" he asked, jumping up and down. Somehow, the pants didn't fall..
I sighed. "Sure, Taemin- just go over there and I'll dance with you, 'kay?" I asked, smiling at him a little.
He smiled really widely. "OKAY!" and he went off jumping into the crowd.
And that's when I left.
Look, I'm not being mean- I just don't like to dance.
And Taemin was on a sugar rush, so he won't remember anything tomorrow.
Eh, he's probably dancing off with someone thinking it's me or something.
I go outside and look around, the night air warm and the scenery really nice.
Good nature isn't pissing me off today.
I sit at a bench and swing my legs up and down for at least a good 15 minutes. It's so boring at the party for me and I certainly don't want to go home.
HELL NOO.
I pout a little. Why is it so boring?
Before I can go, a shadow appears in front of me.
I look up and find the birthday boy.
Kim Jonghyun.
What is he doing here?
"Aren't you supposed to be banging SNSD?" I asked.
"I finished them minutes ago."
"Ah of course- you are fast one, right?"
He rolled his eyes and sat down next to me, sighing deeply.
"I heard you planned the party with Key because he threatened you that he would put you and Taemin in the same room," Jonghyun chuckled.
"I don't want to lose my ity to a hyperactive, mushroom-headed dongsaeng."
He chuckled. "Taemin wants you so badly though. Very badly."
"Are we just going to talk about something else, or is Taemin everything you want to talk about?" I asked Jonghyun.
"Oh yeah- here-"
He hands me a plate where cake was placed.
I furrowed my eyes. "When the hell did you get cake? I didn't see anything in your hands."
"I have my ways."
"Did you put it in your pants? Is that why there's white frosting on this?"
"WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"I'm imaginative," I sigh, grabbing the spoon and stuffing the cake into my mouth.
He scoffed and snorted. "Mhm. You are."
"Is that a compliment?"
"Sure."
"Hm..." I say, lost into the cake.
After finishing all of it, I look back at Jonghyun. "I think the frosting was your ," I say, nodding my head.
He makes a disgusted face. "You wish it was. I know you want it~"
"If I wanted it, I'd stick my head right down your pants."
"...Not even the girls I bang say that."
"Haven't you learned your lesson? I'm different from other girls and you're a douche so I wouldn't think twice of getting into your pants."
He rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah I know that."
He looks at me then, and furrows his eyes. He points at his lips. I furrow my eyes. He points at it again. I raise my eyebrow and touch my lips but can't find anything. He does it again, moving to the other direction and I do it too, but I can't freaking find anything.
He sighs and goes in after me, putting his finger on my lips and wiping off something.
I look down and see there's some white thing getting off. So called .
Ah this is the second time he's doing this...
And this time, he's taking a much longer time.
I wait until he was done but he just keeps looking at my lips and keeps looking at them with concern until his face softened and still kept looking at them...
YO, WHAT THE -
"Is my face that irresistible?" I asked.
He snaps back to reality and moved away from me, falling on the floor and looking at me with wide eyes. I raised an eyebrow.
"What's wrong with-"
And he's gone running into the moon. Well,wherever the moon was at, he was running towards there.
What, a fugly jackass.
He left me alone at midnight... again.
JONGHYUN'S POV
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
It sounds like I'm banging someone, but I'm not. I actually fell down a hill.
It would look funny, but when you're the one falling down, it's not really that funny.
It went a little something like this: I was running around the neighborhood, screaming in my head and then I tripped and started to fall down a hill, going like "Ah- oof-ah-oof-ah-oof-ah-oof-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
And so that's where we are.
I get laid down flat on my back and I look up at the stars.
..Both of them. If you get what I'm saying.
Aish, why did I run like that? Ahh she'll be thinking about it now.
Again, WHY DID I DO THAT?
I groan a little as I rub my head and thought about what just happened.
I rubbed her mouth because there was some frosting on it. But that's not all. I kept looking at her lips for like a long time...
AISH WHY??????
Why did I touch her before? Why did I give her many presents and was kind to her? Why do I go crazy when a guy messes with her? Why did I hug her? Why did I save her? Why did I look at her lips? Why did I think about her s? Why did my heart beat when I stood absolutely close to her?
Just why?
My mind started to revolve around ideas of why, but nothing came up.
And when I mean by nothing, I mean only one idea popped into my head.
That idea is so revolting, I wanna barf all over the world. The idea makes me wanna scream and say, "ING HELL NO."
I want to slap myself silly and wish I was actually charged with Joon's murder which I wasn't because it turns out, Joon was in the Wanted List.
I would turn gay if I had to.
Because the idea that popped in my head was so not what I wanted and so not what I was looking for.
The idea that came into my head was so obvious, but I didn't want to say it.
Let's just say that my utter hatred for that , whose name I thought didn't suit her at all, is no more.
It's more than that.
But it's more than friends.
I need girls to bang.