He Started It by Hitting on Me

Prank in Such a Loooong Time

What just happened yesterday?
Oh yeahh.
Jonghyun touched me really closely.
...
ING JONGHYUN WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO TOUCH ME? WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYYY. IT WAS SO DISGUSTING, HE EVEN RUBBED HIS ING CHEST AGAINST MY S. LIKE WHAT A . GOD HE'S SUCH A ING RETARD OF A BASTARD. YEAH, MAKES NO SENSE BUT THAT'S WHAT HE IS. HE'S ALSO AN , A MOFO, A UGLY SMALL OF A . YEAHH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT.
Ahem, I'm done.
Not really.
Before I can even hit the out of him, he ran away with a scared expression on his look. Damn you I didn't even do anything to you that time.
I was just so disgusted by him touching me- I have heard him and couple of a thousand girls moaning with pain or pleasure. What the hell is so fun about . (That period is meant to be there, LOL.)
You know... I haven't been able to do something in a long time.
I haven't humiliated Jonghyun in such a LOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG time.
....
I think you know what I'm intending right about now.
Time to hunt for the bastard.
I go and sneak away from the usual boring class to go looking for Jonghyun.
No moans and groans today at the janitor's closet room, no Jonghyun in any private places to have with ugly flat-chested girls, no nothing.
Huh. I just realized that whenever I'm looking for Jonghyun, I always look in the places.
...
I... am a fail? I guess.
This time, I look around classes he might be in considering I don't have a ing idea where the hell Jonghyun might have his classes at.
After 30 minutes of AGONY, I stomp my way back to class.
I.
Can't.
Find.
That.
BASTARD.
As I sit down, I think of several ideas of how to pull a prank on him after school since I can't find him now.
...
I GOT MY IDEAA~
MUAHAHAHAH.
(Like, the end of the day) Where is he? I can't find him. Where is he? Where is he?? I look for one of the weirdos. Maybe Jonghyun will be with one of them.
All weirdos come. Not there.
I hide from Taemin so he won't go crazy. But the craziest thing was that from the moment I hid, Taemin turned around and looked around.
He scratched his head and went, "Noona..?"
But he didn't find me because Minho took him away saying, "No Noona- just your imagination."
Onew and a bucket of chicken walking home alone. Key and Hea Won holding hands while going home, taking almost 10 minutes until finally leaving the school grounds.
Where the is Jonghyun?
I sighed. Seriously...
WAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITWAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
I SEE A UGLY BOY COMING OUT FROM THE DOORS OF SCHOOL.
YES, IT'S UGLY SMALL- JONGHYUN!!!
YES NOW I CAN DO MY EVIL WORK.
I grip on the rope in my hand, looking up at the door yards away from me that held a bucket of... something, waiting to fall on its victim.
Oho, yes.
I wait and wait, eager to pull the rope hard on bastardly Jonghyun.
He adjusted his belt and kept walking towards the door that led to freedom from school... and a little surprise.
I bit my lip, impatient now because I JUST REALLLLYYYY wanna dump it on his head.
Almost there... and... NOW!!!!!!!!
I pull the rope hard and the bucket becomes lop-sided, out coming brown solid-liquidy stuff onto Jonghyun's head.
After it falls, he scrunches his nose and jumps up and down.
''OH MY ING GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!" he yelled.
I clapped my hands to myself, pleased with what I have just done.
He took some of the stuff out of his face and looked around furiously. "WHO THE WAS THAT?" he asked.
I come out from the shadows and fold my arms when I meet him face to face.
He widened his eyes at him. "You... did this?" he asked.
I smirked. I shrugged. "I was getting bored with life," I sighed.
He had this pissed look on his face. "Why?!!!"
"Well it's obvious- I don't like you."
"Why couldn't it have been water?!!!!"
"Water was wayyy to nice. This was just perfect," I winked.
He clenched his teeth. "But this is... ing !" he yelled. The brown goo dropped from his shirt.
I nodded. "That, it is bastard," I laugh breathlessly.
''YOU'RE SUCH A !!!!"
''YOU'RE A BASTARD."
''AISH, YOU ARE SO ING UGLY AND STUPID AND SO UNLIKEABLE!!!!!!!"
Before I can say anything, someone speak up behind me.
"Eh? That's no way to speak to Mi Young like that- she'll murder you."
Oh. My. ing. God.
I listen to that voice, my heart instantly leaping painfully and rapidly.
I turn my head around and my eyes widen.
It was a guy, with light brown hair that was styled. His abs stood out from his light-weighted shirt and his legs were covered with long slim black jeans. His smirk was charming to many girls if they saw him but to me....
It was meaning for future hell waiting to come.
His eyes shined at me. "Hey, Mi Young I'm back," he said almost quietly.
Yes. That Lee Joon was back.
He was back.
Oh no.