The Umbrella Academy Preferences

Headcanons PT 2

I'm all caught up on requests so....DM me ideas.

also i will still not be doing five smuts cause idk why i just feel weird about doing it even if aidan is legal now.

and V is Vanya.

Diego:
-He's the brother that'll call you ugly but punch anyone who tells you you're ugly

-Really hates crab...like a lot (he thinks it tastes like chewy water)

-Can not and will not kill the spiders (he hates them)

-One time he snuck a stray dog home and named him Coco and Ol'Reggie got rid of him right away

-Kiss his forehead and this man will MELT

-Does not understand snapchat filters...like at all

-One time Klaus put hot sauce in his underwear to see what would happen and Diego had a rash for a week

-Him and Luther have a lot of secret inside jokes that they'll never speak of...to anyone

-V is his favorite sibling...he'll deny it but you hurt them and he'll kill you

-Him and Five talked for two hours straight one time about if Luther actually went through mating season (luther heard the whole thing)

-Please don't introduce him to memes for the sake of world peace

-Enjoys twitter drama...maybe even too much (he refreshes the page for new comments)

-If he had tik tok he would 1000000000% post thirst traps...dont even try me.

-Will roast you but if he accidentally makes you cry he will make you food...it's usually toaster waffles because he will burn the house down. (he will definitely get his knife stuck in the toaster...dont know how but he will).

Luther:
-The brother that is protective from a distance but is the support king

-He loves baking shows and cooking shows...he is a rachel ray stan...also loves gordon ramsey

-He will melt if you tell him he's handsome...like he may just cry.

-He doesn't know how to react to people crying so if you cry in front on him, expect really awkward head patting and cringy affirmations (he tries his best)

-Definitely buys those little ceramic grass grow kits and he names them ALL (they are his children)

-He waxes but he will never admit it...to anyone.

-Surprisingly he's an extremely good cook and will cook you the best homemade steak alfredo you have ever tasted

-Won't admit it but he's a sucker for hugs

-Doesn't understand memes and please do not try to explain them (poor dude gets even more confused)

-He loves those reality TV shows...his favorite is Keeping Up with the Kardashians (he's a kourtney stan)

-Doesn't understand the lingo teens use (please do not try to explain to him what bussin means.)

-Loves tik tok baby videos and he's definitely on cooking tik tok

-He hates birds...like really hates them

-He really loves seafood and will eat the crab off Diego's plate if it comes with his food

Five:
-The brother that pretends they hate you but takes care of you silently

-He is everyone's wine aunt (and he wears that title with pride)

-Please just snuggle him and let him fall asleep on your chest.

-Tell him he's pretty...he will MELT.

-He can bake like a god (pies are his specialty)

-Klaus is his favorite sibling though he will deny it whenever asked

-He is Claire's favorite uncle because he does her hair for her (he learned how so they could spend time together because he's awkward okay)

-He's impossible to wake up

-Won't admit it but he has horrible nightmares

-Lowkey has a sweet tooth...like really bad

-He takes 5 minute combat showers (and he uses lavender scented body soap dont even try me.)

-Hates axe spray and will gag whenever he smells it

-He loathes tik tok and he completely refuses to download it

-Claire definitely ropes him into her dances (and he will rock that shit)

Ben:
-The brother that can and will act like a father and will always be the comfort source

-He always knows what to say in absolutely any given situation

-He is the roasting KING (he's ruthless)

-Comfort is his forté and he will hug you and cuddle you until your heart's content

-Please just call him baby and snuggle him.

-Always the first to cry during a movie (marley and me broke his HEART)

-He is a plant dad...and he cares for them very religiously (he also named them...all 27 of them)

-He's a walking heater and he smells amazing so his hugs are usually really nice

-He is a huge fan of tik tok (he's a meme lord)

-He knows all the dances (wap is his favorite)

-He will hide the body...and no one will ever find it.

-He lives for crime shows and documentaries (he loves criminal minds and is a garcia stan)

-He hates the word moist and cringes every time he hears it

-He can fall asleep anywhere and one time Allison found him asleep upside down hanging off his bed

Klaus:
-The brother that will join you in your antics and always take it to the next level

-He surprisingly gives really good advice

-He hates seeing people cry and he will cry with you

-He can't dance very well but he is a master at the tango (he will drop you though probably)

-Very clumsy and cannot catch things for shit

-Validate this man and he will be putty in your hands

-The king of making things awkward on purpose (it's his favorite past time)

-Will pretend to be your partner in public if your ex is around

-Diego is his go to for everything and one time he fell asleep on him and Diego just let him sleep there

-This man can knit like there's no tomorrow (he can make blankets like you wouldn't believe)

-Really hates infomercials....like a lot (he hates state farm commercials the most)

-He posts his wild stories on tik tok and has a large following

-Definitely down with all the lingo (his favorite word is sus)

-He really hates anything strawberry flavored and it makes him gag whenever he tastes it (it takes like bubble gum in his opinion)