The Umbrella Academy Preferences

Headcanons: New Them

Okay guys....what did we think of this last season? There are aspects I liked and one storyline I HATED. The very last scene shown was beautiful though.

THERE WILL BE POSSIBLE SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS. YOUVE BEEN WARNED.

Diego:
- mows the lawn at 7 am
- family reunions and barbeques are a must
- dog dad
- collects lawn ornaments
- practically lives in home depot
- dresses up on halloween for the neighborhood kids
- lives for the cheesy hallmark movies at christmas time
- midwestern dad knee slaps when he goes to leave
- his snoring has somehow become more obnoxious
- no one touches the thermostat
- refuses to call a handyman cause he can "do it himself" (just call the handyman or else rip your plumbing)
- plant dad
- he attends all of claire's school events and he sits front row
- doesn't understand finances....like at all
- he cooks anything and everything he can on his grill

Luther:
- befriended all the alley cats..and yes he's named them all
- collects old antiques and dusts each one everyday
- watches HGTV DIY shows religiously
- attends every single family event and sits at the kids table
- he hangs out with claire every wednesday
- lives at hobby lobby
- the chinese takeout place knows his phone number
- he reads to the people in nursing homes
- calls each of his siblings once a week
- definitely not allowed near diego's grill
- oddly good at sculpting
- big into horoscopes
- still can't cook (rip the oven)
- reads gossip magazines
- sleeps like the literal dead

Five:
- no kids but his cat is his child
- dresses like a grandpa and is a grandpa
- the neighborhood kids love him and he's confused
- claire always has him help with her homework
- cuts/trims his own hair
- the coffee shop knows him and his order by heart
- definitely pays someone to do his yardwork
- has a vegetable garden that he cares for religiously
- keeps no credit cards and keeps just cash
- only attends family events if the kids ask him to come
- has become slightly more affectionate
- keeps mints in his coat pocket
- loves war movies
- sleeps with the a/c on high
- horrible at texting

Ben:
- hates kids but tolerates diego's kids and claire
- nagoya is his second home and everyone knows him by name
- took up crocheting and is amazing at it
- watches the same 5 shows
- can't sleep without a fan
- apartment is organized to the gods
- has become more apologetic
- sold paintings in prison for money
- developed a huge sweet tooth over the years
- hates the holidays but goes for the food
- runs every morning
- was a lowkey alcoholic before prison
- never calls any of the siblings
- took up writing as a hobby
- he has nightmares

Klaus:
- refuses to drive a car
- refuses to get into a relationship
- went strictly vegan and hasn't looked back
- claire is his favorite person in the world
- scrapbooks
- plans all the parties for the kids
- huge fan of tv game shows
- still hates loud noises
- huge fan of taylor swift
- became a clean freak and scrubs everything daily
- can't sleep without a small nightlight on
- sleeps with a weighted stuffed animal
- calls five the most out of his siblings
- diego's kids adore their uncle klaus a lot
- eats everything with a knife and fork

Viktor:
- can't keep a stable relationship
- horrible at answering the phone
- hardly shows up to family events
- does send birthday cards to everyone each year, kids included
- in a lot of therapy
- has two small dogs who are well cared for
- refuses to touch a violin
- can't listen to classical music without crying
- swears like a sailor
- takes up cooking as a hobby
- keeps a family picture in his wallet
- has a motorcycle
- loves reality tv shows like love island
- feeds the wild animals outside his house
- boxes to blow off steam