The Umbrella Academy Preferences

Bed Buddies

Have y'all seen the promo photos? Can we just talk about and appreciate how HAWT Ben looks? And y'all, I think I'm simping for Marcus...(and Luther hehe)

If I see any transphobic comments about Viktor or body shaming comments about Luther I will roast your ass and put your ass on blast.

What are some of your theories for s3? I think that Diego and Klaus will take Viktor for a haircut and I have a feeling that Five is going to just breakdown this season. (I also kinda wanna see Luther off Ol'Reggie).

This includes all the boys and surprise! That includes Viktor! I'm so excited to finally use the proper pronouns!

"What do you mean we have to share beds?"

"Diego, it's for one night. Besides, I don't think sharing a bed with one of your brothers one time will kill you."

"But Allison!"

The seven siblings decided to take a trip to Disneyland for Claire's birthday. It was a long story how they all could afford it, but apparently knowing Five can get you pretty much anything, the illegal way anyway. They were all excited about going until the hotel they were staying that could only give them two rooms.

They had drove halfway, stopped to sleep for the night, and then drove the rest of the way. Allison and Claire had no problems sharing a bed since they were mother and daughter. The problem they ran into was having enough beds. There were two double beds to a room and since they only got two rooms, it meant the brothers would have to double up.

Two people could take the other bed in Allison's room, but the other 4 would have to take the other room. They were nice rooms and the beds were nice and comfy, they were excited to sleep in a hotel. Well, excited until they figured out they'd have to share beds.

"Diego! Just suck it up!" Allison snapped. "Besides, it's one night. Just one night and never again."

"Until the ride back." Klaus pointed out, laying on the bed in Allison's room.

Diego rolled his eyes, "Thanks for the reminder."

"Anytime." Klaus replied, putting his hands behind his head.

"Guys, it can't be that bad. Have you never shared beds before?" Viktor asked, sitting next to Klaus.

Diego, Five, Ben, and Luther all looked at each other. For as long as they'd been brothers, they couldn't recall a time they ever shared a bed, or even a blanket. Clothes maybe but never beds. One always took the floor or they had enough beds so everyone could have their own.

"Never had a reason to." Luther replied, awkwardly looking around.

Allison pinched the bridge of her nose, "Either you six decide who's sleeping in what beds or I will."

"I'm not sharing a bed." Five and Diego said at the same time.

"I'm indifferent to it, but I wouldn't like it very much." Ben piped up, crossing his arms.

"I'd really rather not." Luther replied, scratching the back of his neck.

"Ooo! Ooo! Can I pick mommy? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase?" Claire pleaded, pushing her bottom lip out.

Allison smiled, "Sure baby. Who's sharing a bed with who?"

All the color drained from Five, Luther, Diego, and Ben's faces. Klaus and Viktor had already made themselves comfortable on the bed in Allison's room. They were the only two who didn't mind it, probably because they were the only ones not suffering from internalized toxic masculinity.

"Luthy with Diego, Benny with Viktor, and Klausy with Fivey!" Claire decided, pointing her finger. It was at the same time that all the brothers started to protest.