this was requested, enjoy 😂❤️
Diego:
"Hey issac, have you seen-""Woah woah back up, pump the brakes. Issac? The guy who left you crying on the street corner outside of a pizza parlor? You think I'm Issac? I'm Diego, or as you call me baby or honey. I'm not Issac. Do I act like him? Oh no, did I forget something? Did I remind you of hi-"
"Diego...it's a prank."
"Don't do that again! You had me worried for a second."
Luther:
"Hey Trent, are you ready for be-""Trent...as in your ex boyfriend who dumped you for your best friend? Why're you calling me Trent? Do you have amnesia? Are you sick? I'm most definitley not Trent. You're way hotter than your ex best friend and he was an idiot for dumping you. Are you worried that I'll do that? I'm Luther and I won't do that. Did I make-"
"Breathe, it's a prank."
"Oh....Well, in that case his name is banned from being said ever again."
Five:
"Myles I'm ready for our da-""I'm Five, not your shit for brains of an ex who cheated on you. Did you hit your head? Did you forget who I am? Never call me his name again. I'll kill him if I have to. That was very insulting and I can't believe you would call me that. How dare you call me that anyway? Are you that pissed at me? I haven't don-"
"Five chill, it's a prank."
"Not funny, Y/N. Keep it up with the pranks and I'm leaving you with Luther."
Ben:
"Stephen, have you seen my-""Excuse me, Stephen? Absolutely not. No, that just crossed the line. I'm Ben! I'm your pretty, adorable, cuddly, loving, and much better than he ever was boyfriend. I'm nothing like him because I love you with everything in me and won't leave you for a 40 year old milf. How could you even call me by his name? That's an insult and never do-"
"Babe! It's a prank calm down."
"....Okay that's it no more tik tok for a week!"
Klaus:
"Oliver can we go get fo-""Oh I'm sorry are you talking to me? I'm Klaus, hey hi that's me, not Oliver. I'm your not as shitty, well I am shitty but I'm the good shitty, boyfriend who isn't your very shitty ex boyfriend who tried to kidnap you. I won't rry to kidnap you because you adore me so much because I'm Klaus, your boyfriend just a reminder, and-"
"It's a prank, Klaus.."
"Oh...How could someone name their child after a food anyway?"
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The Umbrella Academy Preferences
FanfictionMostly of the boys, but I'll throw in the girls every now and then probably. ALL RIGHTS GO TO NETFLIX AND GERARD WAY