The Umbrella Academy Preferences

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Diego:
"Diego!"

"What? No baby? Honey? Did I do something? Oh shit, is it that time of the month? Did you find out I broke the toaster with my knives trying to get my toast out again? Did yo-"

"-dieGO AGAIN!?"

Luther:
"Luther."

"Oh no cute name..you must've found out and you must be really mad. Look, if it makes it any better, Klaus thinks your skinny jeans fit him really good and he's really grateful."

"......You gave Klaus my jeans?"

Five:
"Five!"

"I don't like your tone. You never call me Five unless I did something wrong, which I've been pretty good lately other than the fact that I tricked Diego into gluing his lips together. Actually it's been pretty quiet and less quarrelsome in the academy since I did that. Tell me darling, what's wrong?"

"...back up, you tricked Diego into gluing his LIPS TOGETHER!? FIVE!"

Ben:
"Ben Hargreeves!"

"Are you having a bad day? Do you want a hug? You look so beautiful today baby! Are you hungry? I'll make you food. I'm sorry that I shrunk your clothes in the wash. I promise I'll make it up to you! I love you!"

"....you diD WHAT."

Klaus:
"Klaus Hargreeves!"

"Okay...whatever it is, I had nothing to do with it, I've never seen it before in my life. If this is about me waxing Luther's body in his sleep, Five gave me $20 to do it and it was very much worth it. It'll grow back I swear. But if it's not that you're mad about, then what's wrong?"

"....hang on, you waxed Luther's body in his sleep?"