Diego: If you don't call Diego a pet name, he gets really confused and lowkey scared. He was talking with Klaus so you decided to scare him.
"I told Y/N tha-" Diego started.
"You told me what, Diego?" You interjected.
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"N-Nothing! Why did you call me Diego? Are you okay? It was nothing bad, I promise. What did I do? I haven't even touched the toaster. Please don't make me and Luther wear a big t-shirt together again as punishment for whatever it is you're mad about. I swear it was nothing bad, baby. Are you okay?"
Klaus started cracking up, "Dude you are whipped!"
"SHUT UP KLAUS."
Luther: Allison was visiting today and you always find it funny to prank Luther. He's an easy target, especially around Allison.
"Y/N and I-" Luther was talking to Allison.
"We what, Luther?" You peeked your head around the corner.
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"H-Hey honey. Um, not to push your buttons but why did you call me Luther? You never call me Luther. Is this about punching Diego? That happened awhile ago and we're fine..i think. Are you having a bad day? Do you want some of Grace's cookies to help calm your nerves?"
Allison smirked, "Wow. So he does have feelings."
"I feel!....Kinda."
Five: Five is hard to throw off. He's very difficult to outsmart but today you had him. You decided to call him by his first name mid-conversation with Diego.
"Diego quite be-" Five growled.
"He's just voicing his opinion, Five." You butted in.
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"Seriously? Five is my name but you don't call me that unless you're pissed. My names are love, baby, and babe to you. I don't need you to be pissed at me. Why would you call me that? What did I do now? If this is about not telling you I'm an assassin, would it help if I said they totally deserved it?"
Diego snickered, "Who's the big baby now?"
"Say goodbye to your kneecaps asshole."
Ben: Ben absolutely hated your pranks, but this one was definitely going to make him upset. What better time to make him upset than right in front of one of his siblings.
"So, Y/N and I were won-" Ben spoke through facetime with Vanya.
"Who are you talking to, Ben?" You inquired.
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"That's not funny! I am not Ben, I am baby! I am your baby! Not Ben, baby! I am baby! Why would you call me Ben? That so crosses the line! Are you mad at me? I haven't bothered the raccoon babies in two days. You only call me Ben when you're mad. You're clearly not mad so my name is baby to you!"
Vanya laughed, "Dude, you are a big baby."
"She's bullying me, Vanya!"
Klaus: Klaus usually goes with whatever prank it is you're pulling on him. Today you intend to try and embarrass him in front of Five.
"Y/N is so-" Klaus started.
"I'm so what, Klaus?" You asked, crossing your arms.
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"Okay nope do not like that. I'm your Klausy or your baby. You must be upset. Have you eaten today? Do you need a hug? Are you okay? Is it that time of the month? You want some tacos? You never call me Klaus, ever. You must be hangry. Five, please zap to Italy and get my sugarplum some pasta."
