The Umbrella Academy Preferences

You Talk About Them to Another Sibling

this was requested. so, i'll do klaus and then diego for the smut. i just was curious to see who you guys wanted to see first. also your comments make my day, honestly y'all are hilarious.

season 3 is happening. are y'all excited? do you think Harlan will be the villan?

also, i haven't wrote any imagines or preferences of the girls because i didn't think anyone really wanted them? if you guys want to request them, go ahead and i'll do it, but otherwise i won't be writing them in 😊

Diego:
Surprisingly, you were pretty close to Luther. As shocking as it is, you actually found him to just be a big kid. Diego didn't like it very much cause they didn't get along, but you knew they secretly shared one brain cell. You enjoyed his company when Diego wasn't around.

"Wait, so Diego actually shaved his eyebrows off when he was 10?" You asked, trying not to laugh.

Luther chuckled, nodding his head, "Klaus dared him to, and you know how Diego never backs down.."

You two burst into a fit of laughter at his story. Diego was out getting pizza so you stayed back with Luther. Surprisingly enough, he was a great story teller and would often tell you embarrassing stories about Diego behind his back to you.

"Oh my goodness, that's amazing." You wheezed, calming yourself.

"Then when we were 12-"

"What're you two talking about?" Diego asked, barging into the kitchen.

Luther shook his head, "Nothing..."

"Hey babe, glad to see you still have your eyebrows." You teased.

"IT WAS ONE TIME."

Luther:
You really enjoyed Allison's company. You guys had two different personalities, but she was a really good friend. You guys talked about anything and everything. Something you frequently talked about, something you bring up all the time, is Luther.

"He was actually like that?" You asked, shocked.

"Oh my god totally. Him and Diego use to have competitions all the time of who could bench press more, and then when Luther won Diego would hide spiders in his bed and Luther would scream." Allison spilled, laughing.

You shook your head, laughing. You knew Luther and Diego were competitive but you didn't think Luther would be so freaked out by Diego's revenge. You were pleased that Allison shared this information with you so you could tease him.

"Wow he was brutal." You commented, your eyes widening a bit.

"That's only one incident. When we were 16-"

"What's up ladies?" Luther asked, walking into the lounge area.

Allison shrugged, "Oh nothing..."

"I didn't realize you were so competitive. Say uh, how many spiders have you found in your bed?"

"ALLISON WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER!?"

Five:
You, Vanya, and Klaus spent a lot of time together. Though you were only half their age, they were like your older brother and sister. They were there when Five wasn't. With this time, not only would the console you, but they would tell you things about Five that would surely embarrass him.

"Back up, Five actually use to do that?" You asked, your jaw dropping.

"When he didn't get his way, he'd talk to his toys in his room." Vanya confirmed.

You knew Five was usually a stressed out guy, but stress eating is something you never thought he did. That and talking to toys was all news to you. You found it cute in a way, but at the same time you knew you had him blackmailed with this.

"Then he would eat his body weight in peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches." Klaus added.

"Hello love, dimwit, Vanya." Five greeted, walking into the kitchen.

"I'm not a dimwit. I'm very creative, thank you." Klaus sassed.

"Hey my little stress eating ball." You teased.

"OKAY NO MORE KLAUS AND VANYA FOR YOU."

Ben:
Diego was like your bodyguard and gossip buddy in one man. Ben really appreciated Diego being there for you when he couldn't. He trusted you and liked that you two had a good relationship. However what Ben didn't know was that Diego spilled a lot about Ben.

"So Ben actually slept with it until he was 15?!" You exclaimed.

"Oh yeah, it was a whole thing. If he didn't have his baby blanket, well he called it his 'B' he refused to go to sleep no matter how sleepy he was." Diego confirmed.

You knew Ben had issues sleeping but you never knew he use to have that much trouble. You honestly found it cute that he use to sleep with a baby blanket. You found it sweet and knew that you had to tell him.

"That's so sweet." You cooed.

"He also use to-"

"Hey what're we talking about?" Ben asked, walking into his room.

"Nothing." Diego said, winking at you.

"Benny, how could you love a blanket more than me?" You teased.

"DIEGO! THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRIVATE YOU ASS!"

Klaus:
After Klaus, Ben was your best friend. You three were the power trio for sure. You three did a lot together, sometimes you and Ben would hang out together. This caused some really deep Klaus secrets Ben had buried deep in his brain to be spilled to you, and boy did you love it.

"Wait hang on, Klaus really did that? You asked.

"Yes ma'am. He use to take Allison's makeup and skirts and pretend he was a drag queen. He a lot of the time he didn't wear underwear underneath. That and he use to catwalk in the hallway in her heels." Ben explained.

You grinned at the thought. You knew Klaus had absolutely no shame and was comfortable with his masculinity. He had no shame about wearing skirts or makeup. You didn't know that he took it that seriously.

"That's amazing." You giggled.

"Then when dad cau-"

"What's up bitch, m'lady?" Klaus greeted, waltzing into the lounge area.

"I'm not a bitch, jerk." Ben snapped.

"Hey babe, if you ever wanna cat walk for me I'd love to see it." You told him.

"BEN WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER YOU TWAT!?"