The Umbrella Academy Preferences

Being Claire's Uncles: Headcanons

Diego:
-The "HAVE YOU EATEN TODAY" uncle

-Calls Claire his girl

-Takes that little shit everywhere with him

-"ALLISON I THINK I BROKE HER" "diego...she's sleeping."

-Definitely the uncle to match halloween costumes (dont even @ me)

-Dances with her randomly

-Will use her to butter up whoever he has his eye on (definitely sneaks her to bars...)

-He never misses an event and is always in the front row

-"That's my girl!"

-Claire suddenly sees something she likes? It randomly ends up on her bed (and no he will not admit to going into the little girls section at the store)

-Definitely will be the one to give ANY boy/girl the talk when she brings her first partner around

-"No, no Allison I just wanna talk to them" "DIEGO PUT THE KNIVES AWAY"

-"Your kid is the soccer captain? Well, I'll have you know my niece Claire-"

-Totally plays dress up with her (with the tutu and everything)

-Will show off pictures of her to anyone who'll listen

-"And this is us at the park, and then this was us at our first sleepover, and-why are you not looking?"

Luther:
-the "WANNA HEAR A STORY" uncle

-Claire is his pride and joy

-Will help her with her studies and brings her snacks

-He picks her up from school (and even carries her sparkly princess back pack for her)

-Definitely carries her on his shoulders

-"Claire, want a puppy?" "LUTHER YOU ALREADY GOT HER A GUINEA PIG-"

-Oh Claire has a project? Luther's on it

-Regular ice cream dates are a thing

-Calls her dumpling

-"Your mom said not to tell you this but-"

-He tag teams Claire's dates with Diego (totally does it on purpose)

-Will let Claire sleep on him for naptime

-He totally takes her to the zoo once a year for her birthday

-"One time my niece Claire-"

-He is the science project KING

-"I'll have you know my niece Claire won first place at the science fair, is top of her class, and-wait where are you going?"

Five:
-the "THEY DID WHAT TO YOU" uncle

-Claire looooooves her uncle Five

-He's very very soft for her

-He's very supportive from a distance

-"As long as you did your best-" "FIVE SHE JUST KICKED KLAUS IN THE BALLS!"

-Will tell her the most inappropriate stories and call them bedtime stories (mostly about klaus or diego)

-Claire's sad? Five has his gun ready to go

-Weirdly really good with her? (just don't let anyone see him with a tiara on...)

-Calls her fragolina and belle

-Hates hugs but will accept a hug from her anytime

-"My niece Claire is smarter than your shitty-" "FIVE HE'S FOUR!"

-He definitely learns to do her hair so they can bond

-He reads to her (most of it isn't age appropriate)

-Not a big sleepover person but will babysit once a week

-Hates the idea of her dating (he's extremely protective)

-"Claire is actually very advanced for her age and she knows half of PI and-hey I'm talking to you!"

Ben:
-the "WAIT TELL ME EVERYTHING" uncle

-This man loooooves his niece

-The most responsible babysitter

-Claire loves her uncle benny

-Calls her princess

-Will randomly pick her up to just run random errands

-"Claire, you wanna try it?" "BEN NO THAT'S A GHOST PEPPER!"

-He definitely bakes with her (for every single holiday)

-Oh Claire needs a class snack? Bakery Ben to the rescue!

-Allison says no? Uncle Ben says yes.

-Will take her out of school just to go on a random fun day

-He lets her do his hair (ridiculous hair clips and all)

-"The sparkly tiara isn't for me...my niece and I are having a sleepover"

-"You like someone!? Omg! Tell me everything!"

-Claire's having a bad day? Uncle Ben to the rescue!

-"My niece Claire loves that book! Actually she's just learning to read and-I know I already told you that 5 times but I wanna tell you again!"

Klaus:
-the "DONT TELL YOUR MOM" uncle

-Drags Claire into all his shenanigans.

-Calls her sunshine

-Totally doesn't let her have ice cream for breakfast......

-"it's just eyeliner" "KLAUS SHE'S FOUR!"

-Will tell her the best made up stories

-Encourages her to dress how she wants

-She wants to wear a princess dress to the park? He'll hold her tiara

-They totally make pillow forts (and there's no boys allowed)

-Will make anyone cry who makes her cry

-Definitely takes her school shopping (and it's totally not to check out the cute sales associate....)

-"Claire...men are stupid."

-She has a love interest? Klaus is there to stalk on the first date (he hides in the corner behind the menu)

-"Did you have a good time?" "KLAUS SHE JUST SHOP LIFTED!"

-He totally lets her paint his nails and do his makeup (bright pink and everything)

-"My niece is tree number 2 in the back over there, I did her makeup and-of course she's wearing makeup, she's making her acting debut!"