Monster's Daughter (Legacies Fanfic)

The Endless Car Ride

"Everyone ready" Josie responds cheerily

"yes" I lean my head on the window

"You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder-for money" Lizzie says in bad italian accent.

"please lizzie" I sigh as Josie drives out of the schools gates

"We aren't taking a picture without micheal" She says in the same bad accent

"Honey, just ignore her" Josie puts one hand down from the wheel and sets it on mine.

We are good for about 2 hours then lizzie mutters in the same accent "20, 30  grand small bills cash. In that little silk purse" 

I glare back at her

"Goddamn FBI don't respect nothin" She yells stuffing her face with candy bars

I bang my head on the dash

"Hey NO, and you NO" Josie points with her free hand. "No selfharm, No pestering Hope" Josie yells which startles me so she rests her hand on mine.

"Its an old habit. I spent me life trying not to be careless--women and children can be careless,but not men" Lizzie puts her candybar in her mouth pretending its a cigar.

Josie and I both look back at her

"Thats sexist" Josie pouts

"What can you do its a movie from the 70s" Lizzie finishes the candy bar

"You can, not quote movies."  I suggest 

"CLEAN IT UP I SAID, CLEAN IT UP" Lizzie yells making Josie jump

"THIS DOESN'T EVEN DIRECTLY RELATE TO THE SITUATION" I yell back tightening my grip on Josie's free hand.

"Hey Liz I got an idea how about you put on some headphones and watch the movie so you can prepare for your role as magic money woman" Josie looks in the rear mirror.

"Good Idea" Lizzie smiles putting on her headphones.

"I love you so much" I kiss her hand

"I love you too" She smiles squeezing my hand

The car ride is quiet aside from a few romantic whisperings an hour or so later her phone starts ringing with the X-files theme.

"Hope darling can you answer that and put it on speaker"She says sweetly.

"Who is Fr3y3M"I ask answering it and putting it on speaker.

"Josie" A familiar voice answers.

"Yes"

"Is that my aunt Freya" I whisper

"Hello Hope" I hear My aunt rebekah yell in the background.

"Hello Dear" Kol yells as well.

"Hello also why does my girlfriend have your number and for how long," I ask confused

"She has had my number since I found out she was your casual girlfriend and I gave it to her because you never tell me anything." 

"That was like a year ago" I yell into the phone.

"Chill out dear she's only had mine for three and rebekahs for five" Kol adds.

"And you strictly talk about me" I yell

"No, Jeez hope don't be so self centered, sometimes we talk about magic and magical artifacts and other things" Kol answers

"I KNOW IT WAS YOU, FREDO, YOU BROKE MY HEART, YOU BROKE MY HEART" Lizzie yells taking her headphones.

"Is that Lizzie?" Rebekah asks.

"Yeah I figured my daughter should meet her magic money woman" I answer

"Magic Money what" Keelin asks

"Hello keelin" Josie shouts.

"Hello Josie" 

"You have her number too" Hope sighs rubbing her eyes.

"Lizzie wanted to be the god mother then she said no because thats lame and she's not old and weird but the godfather was super cool and badass aka magic money man" Josie explains.

"I understand" Kol answers then shouts "LIZZIE CAN WE BE CO-MAGIC MONEY HUMANS"

"YES I CALL VITO" She yells from the backseat

"FINE I'll BE MICHAEL" Kol yells.

"Anyways we are meeting up halfway in Georgia at the previous mentioned Location." Freya brings us back to the main point.

"Sounds good we should be there soon Freya" Josie smiles answering.

"FIRST NAME BASIS" I practically scream.

"Yes, Hope remember she basically lived with us for four months" Rebekah laughs.

I forgot about how much time she spent there while I was being tortured. She rubs my hand softly as if to say I was okay.

"Well anyways we will meet up soon" Freya adds after a moment of silence/

"Yeah" I add anxiously.

"See you soon" Josie hangs up.