Warning: very vulgar and chaotic
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Yang: scissor me timbers
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Eclipse: Try not to jerk off to me
Blake: Eclipse don't say that
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Apollo: Baby's tired baby needs to go to bed
Esteban: Stop saying that!
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Yang: One of these days that's gonna be you
Ruby: Why does that sound like a threat
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Eclipse: I can swallow just fine I just can't swallow chicken
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Eclipse: Swallow
Blake: *heavy side eye*
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Weiss: it tastes like heartburn
Ruby: I'm interested
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Yang: so I was like "a pretty girl called me gorgeous I'm winning life" and literally 30 minutes later I said "so I am now losing life"
Ruby: wtf happened in 30 minutes bro??
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Yang: so I know that I said I'm not into that furry shit but...
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Weiss: Hyunjin if you do that I'll cut your dick off
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Eclipse: he didn't like me back so I stole his gf
Blake: welp that's an achievement for sure
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Ruby: accidentally made friends with a stranger again
Blake: ...I'll tell miss G on yo ass
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Eclipse: I have a savings account that makes me mama
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Apollo: my mom bought it it's completely legal
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Eclipse: I'm black, a woman, and gay- I'm gonna end up in jail
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Apollo: Harry Potter reminding me that vanilla is a spice
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Weiss: my brother called me a whore
Blake: what did you do to be called that exactly??
Weiss: blame the woman ok
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Esteban: I had an Asian aunt and uncle and they had this big tub of rice and got pissed at me and my brother for some reason and said "NO RICE"
Nox: are you sure you took your meds?
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Weiss: I'm stealing your clothes
Eclipse: 🤨
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Eclipse: my aesthetic is scoffing then coughing up blood
Weiss: yeah... so no
Blake: I mean you're not wrong
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Eclipse: could traumatize him but nah I need a nap
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Apollo: I was like I miss my husband
Esteban: take your gay ass upstairs
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Yang: suck a dick and shut up
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Blake: it's cold as balls
Weiss: it's like 50 degrees... (Fahrenheit)
Blake: so? it's still cold mfer
Weiss: my bad bro
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Apollo: why are all of them hot?
Esteban: I don't write ugly people
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Apollo: buddy's locked and loaded
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Ruby: *listening to the fuckin Scooby-Doo theme on call*
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Eclipse: I didn't say anything about you being bricked
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Yang: I'll bite your nipple off
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Blake: girl that's a coochie
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Just wanted to let everyone know that I am still alive I'm just very busy 🥲
No these are not made up these are actual things we have said (you can try to guess which ones were me if you want lol)
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