While Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...
Eclipse: we're throwing a party because Ozpin finally killed himself
Neptune: WHAT?! __
Sun: ...
Eclipse: what-
Sun: Why the fuck is it Korean?!
Eclipse: oh my gods Sun—
Sun: *starts singing in Korean anyways*
Neptune: yeah
everyone else:
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Eclipse: you got a thing for me girl it's apparent
Weiss: ...oh oh I've got a hot potato
Yang, in the background: W H E E Z E I'm sorry— __
Jaune: oh oh what is this new emotion
Eclipse: penis
Jaune: now I'm such a peni— what- what?! __
Ruby: INTO THE THICK OF IT!! INTO THE THICK OF IT!! WE'RE IN THE BUSH— __
Blake and Nora: baby—
Blake: it's my turn
Nora: though I close my eyes—
Blake: it's my turn
Nora: I know who you pretend I am~ 😕
Blake: ok
Nora: I know who you pretend I am~ 😔 ...uh do me ti __
Jaune: you gon make me need bail you know that
Pyrrha: caught dippin' with your friend you not even half man lyin' on your
Jaune: ding __
Jaune: oH bAbY~ ha
Pyrrha: ahh~
Jaune: what! __
Neptune: oh oh oh
Weiss: caught bangin' up inside
Neptune: oh I'm in love with the shape of you
Weiss: what-??
Neptune: push and pull like a magnet do __
Ren, reading off a paper Nora is holding: the club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go m __
Weiss: I'm heading straight for the floor
Blake: as I write this letter Weiss is standing at my side
Weiss: NO no no no no no __
Yang: WE'RE GONNA NAIL THIS YEAH
Blake, confuzzled: uhh are you-?
Yang: WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ROLLIN' DOWN IN THE DEEP __
Yang: this ones for the boys in the boomin' system, top down AC with the cool—
Ruby: HELP
Yang: he ill, he real—
Ruby: HELLO
Yang: pop bottles and he got the right kind of build-
Ruby: um hello??? __
Pyrrha: okay whatever
Jaune: I'm writing you some letters right now
Pyrrha, laughing: what
Jaune: I hope you read them
Pyrrha: I will I saved every—
Jaune: thank you thank you
Pyrrha: I knew you were mine __
Eclipse: stupid like
Neptune: my favorite genre of music would have to be indie you know what indie is right?
Eclipse: yeah
Neptune: like can you fit deez nuts in your mouth
Eclipse: ha you're so funny
Neptune: wait-
Eclipse: die. __
Eclipse: if you wanna run away with me I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride. I had a premonition that we fell into a rhythm where the music don't stop for life
Weiss: glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes, shining just the way I like~ if you feelin' like you need a little bit of company you met me at the perfect time
Eclipse: you want me
Neptune, cutting in: no I don't
Jaune: I want you baby
Weiss: fuck you __
Jaune: I just really hate your face
Eclipse: I wanna hit you with a vase
Jaune: though I know that won't surprise you
Eclipse: so I must antagonize you
Jaune: cuz to me you're just one giant wart and your laugh's one big snort and you stink so in short-
Together: I despise you 😄/😤
Ruby: one night. please. __
Eclipse: i need her she's a cutie
Weiss: 🤨
Eclipse: Jaune's sister she's my jutie
Sun: E??
Everyone: 😂/😐/😧/😨/😭
Eclipse: I'll do whatever it takes to get her in my bed. For heaven's sake. Jaune's sister. I love you 😘
