Alina Shostakov is a Alexei Shostakov's daughter, trafficked to the Red Room with her siblings, Natasha and Yelena only she was there since birth, having no choice but to do as the said.
During a mission, she meets Wade Wilson, a mercenary with a l...
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- "Sure!" -
Wade ran up the stairs out of Dopinder's taxi to the X-Man mansion. He lifted his hand to knock but Negasonic answered and he looked down at her, "Ripley, from Alien 3!"
"Fuck, you're old." Negasonic stated.
Wade laughed sarcastically, bending forwards a little to emphasise it, "Fake laugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls."
"You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?" Negasonic asked.
"Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money." Wade sassed back. "No, you know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back."
"Wade, is that you?" Colossus called through.
"Yeah, it's me, Deadpool, and I got an offer that you can't refuse!" Wade yelled back and Negasonic squinted at him. "I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man."
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"And that is why, in my opinion, the movie Cocoon is pure pornography." Wade finished his explanation, loading up a gun in Dopinder's taxi, Colossus and Negasonic in the back seat.
"Who brought this twinkly man?" Dopinder questioned, lowering his voice.
"Twinkly, but deadly. My chrome-penised friend back there has agreed to do me this solid. In exchange, I said that I would consider joining his boy band." Wade explained.
"It's not boy band." Colossus stated firmly.
"Sure it's not." Wade mumbled before signing with every cell of his body. "So, any luck winning Gita back?"
"I tried to hold on tight, Mr. Pool, but Bandhu is more craftier and handsomer than me." Dopinder said, saddened.
"Well, I think you're pretty darn cute." Wade assured.
They went over a pot hole and a male scream came from the boot of the car. Wade stared ahead of him, Dopinder grimacing.
"Dopinder?" Wade asked and the driver hummed. "What was that?"
"Uh... That was... Bandhu i-in the trunk." Dopinder stuttered.
"Ban who?" Colossus asked.
"My romantic rival Bandhu. He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP. I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish, then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep." Dopinder told him and Wade looked between him and Colossus.
"I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation." Wade exclaimed. "Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back!" He then whispered, "I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like. Kill him. And then, win Gita back, the old-fashioned way: with your boyish charm. Kidnap her."
