You And Me GxG

Dating Advice

SAMMY'S P.O.V

I sit on a chair and look at Sam and his girlfriend Bec being all coupley or something I sigh and watch on in boredom.

"Look's like someone is jealous of their high school romance," Zoey said flopping over my shoulders.

"You have a condescending talent for just spelling things out and making the situation far more painful than it already is don't you," I said.

"My gift to the world... well I see it as a gift others may see it as a curse," Zoey said.

"Can't imagine why?" I said as I shrugged her off of me.

"So tell me why do you think you have such a lack of high school romance?" Zoey said.

"Not to be rude but why do you care," I said in the nicest tone I could.

"Because I hate seeing people like this," Zoey said.

"And what exactly is this?" I asked.

"Lonely" Zoey said suddenly.

"Again condescending talent," I said getting a smile from Zoey.

"Ya ya, soo tell me why do you think you have such a lack of high school romance?" Zoey asked.

"That's just it, I don't know why I have used every trick in the book and nothing seems to work," I said.

"Well there's your problem girls don't react well to the tricks in the book for the sole reason that they are from the book girls want to see something that they have never seen before using the tricks from the book shows desperation and unimaginativeness, not ingenuity and girls want ingenuity," Zoey said.

"Soooo?" I said.

"Sooo you should do something that is you," Zoey said.

"Just one problem with that" Sam said he got up and turned to us.

"Which is?" Zoey asked.

"Sammy here is the book there has never been an original thought in his head," Sam said as Bec hugged him from behind.

"He's not wrong," I said as I got a look from Zoey.

"Well that is sad, but not hopeless," Zoey said.

"So what you gonna help me get a girl?" I said.

"That's the plan," Zoey said.

"As your new stepbrother, I should tell you that that is a terrible plan and it's never going to work," Sam said.

"Challenge accepted," Zoey said.

"Fine but we're coming too," Sam said.

"Why?" Zoey said with a laugh.

"Don't worry we'll be out of sight we'll just be observing from afar to see how good you really are?" Sam said and then they shook hands.

We all decide to go into town to find the local hotties as Zoey called them, we get to the shopping mall and the place is full of girls it's like the population of the town just got an increase of 50 girls.

"Woha jackpot," Zoey said.

"There are a lot of girls here," I said.

"Well go on," Zoey said.

"Huh?" I said.

"Go on take your pick, pick a girl and I'll give you some pointers on how to get with her" Zoey said.

I walk to the edge of the railings and look down to the lower levels I look around and then gesture Zoey over to me I point down to a girl on the level below us. She had straight blonde hair that made it halfway down her spine and was wearing Boots with back leggings and a mini black skirt with a loos white vest that didn't make it to her belly.

"Her," I said.

"Good choice," Zoey said after sizing the girl up.

We make our way down and see her talking with a friend her friend is mothing off in her face about something that she did wrong but the girl in the vest is not having any of it. After the pissed girl walks off Zoey whispers to me.

"Ok, so she was just yelled at so she is probably looking for someone to be a decent guy just say something that makes her friend look bad... In a respectful way" Zoey said in a serious way.

I nod and walk up to her.

"Now I don't know what that was about but I do know that no one deserves that amount of yelling and probably a few insults that were thrown in there for good measure," I said.

"Ah ha ha ha no it's fine I may have deserved it," Said the girl.

"Sammy," I said holding my hand out for a handshake.

SAM'S P.O.V

"Oh no why is he shaking her hand," Zoey said in a disappointed tone as we watched from the shop across the bacony.

"Because that's what humans do," I said.

"Hey, your turn" Bec said on the small mobile game we play.

"Sorry," I say and make my move.

"Handshakes are a terrible way to get a girl into bed," Zoey said making me lookup.

"Waite so that was the objective here," I said.

"Eventually yes," Zoey said as she continued watching.

"Mabey you should focus on getting him a successful date to begin with," I said.

"What's wrong with aiming high?" Zoey said.

"Nothing nothing but if you aim too high then you'll get the rug pulled out from under you," I said.

"Hey, you'll wanna see this" Zoey said.

I get up and sit next to her I look at the two of them and see that Sammy is making the other girl laugh witch if memory serves me right is not possible he then asked her a question and they then exchange phone numbers. They talk for a few more minutes and then Sammy waves her goodbye he then looks around and sees us looking at him smugly from the shop he scowls and walks out of the shopping mall we all hop up and run after him.

"So how did it go?" I asked catching up with him.

"It went well," Sammy said.

"That's all?" I said not buying it.

"Ya that's all the information you get the rest I shall relay to Zoey to plan my next move," Sammy said pointing a thumb at Zoey.

"Can you at the very least tell us her name?" I asked slightly begging him.

"Nope," Sammy said.

"Oh come on you really ganna play me like that I'm your bother for crying out loud," I said.

"That is the very reason that I am not telling you because I know what your next move will be you will use that name and make trying to get with her a living hell," Sammy said.

"You know me and you also know that sometimes even I think that enough is enough and this I assure you is one of those times you have been alone for too long," I said.

"Samantha her name is Samantha," Sammy said.