Idiots Meet Demigods

Nancy Bobofit

 Trying something new this chapter 😜😎

Featuring: Percy, Annabeth, briefly Malcolm.

I'm amazing.

I'm smart too.

Like, I had managed to get over my whole kleptomaniac thing.

I'm starting a new school.

It's Goode I think. 

I'm waiting to get shown around.

A boy's going to show me around.

He's gonna love me.

He asked my name.

I told him.

He said his was Percy's.

He said he knew me from 6th grade.

He said I bullied him.

I remembered.

He wasn't scrawny anymore.

He was bulky.

Not grossly though.

He wasn't pathetic anymore.

He was really hot.

But I couldn't say sorry.

Cause part of me knew I wasn't.

So I nodded awkwardly like I didn't remember at all.

He showed me the rest of the school.

I think he's upset I didn't apologise. 

But I couldn't.

So that's his problem.

I blinked.

I realised every guy was looking at me.

It's cause I'm amazing.

I winked, and waved.

Then I looked at Percy.

He was too hot to ignore.

But how could I make him forgive me if I couldn't apologise?

I would have to make him think I had apologised.

I did.

I finished the other half in my head.

I flirted with him.

I don't think he noticed.

Huh.

Too modest.

We'd have to fix that once we got together.

But it was also kind of cute.

I asked if he had a girlfriend.

He said yes.

Bummer.

I would have to force them apart.

I met her.

She was nice.

Pretty, too.

I don't think she liked me.

I don't remember saying anything offensive.

Maybe she knew I was a threat to their relationship.

I'm going to the mall.

Percy's girlfriend is there.

With someone else.

She called him Malcolm.

I eavesdropped.  

She said she loved him.

I recorded her saying that.

I warped her voice to make it sound like she said Ed not Malcolm.

Just in case Malcolm was a cousin or something.

Percy should be mad when I show him.

His girlfriend's also there. 

I played the recording.

Percy's girlfriend called me a stalker.

She had just admitted.

I pointed this out.

Percy looked confused.

He said he trusted his girlfriend.

But he agreed it was her voice.

His girlfriend explained that she had said that to Malcolm.

She said I must have changed it somehow.

I called her a liar.

Percy got defensive.

He said that no one was allowed to insult his girl.

I frowned.

I told him that she had cheated on him and now he was defending her.

He disagreed.

He said she would never cheat.

I called him delusional.

His girlfriend had pointed out that I was the only reason they were fighting. 

I asked her to clarify.

She said we wouldn't be in this situation if not for me.

I said I was helping them.

I was showing Percy the truth.

She got angry.

Percy got protective. 

I was scared.

They weren't fooled.

They weren't confused.

They knew.

And they were gonna kill me.

But they didn't.

They told me to leave them alone.

And I listened.