THIS IS BASED OFF A SONG THAT MENTIONS GUNS
IF THAT BOTHERS YOU DONT READ
This is a stupid mortal he's talking to, that's why the story is not 100% the truth.
Me: Yo
SASSMASTER: what.
Me: i triple dog dare u to tell me how u murdered ur old stepdad through a song
SASSMASTER: *sigh* fine
SASSMASTER: can i change some of the lyrics?
Me: ofc
SASSMASTER: k
SASSMASTER: u ready?
SASSMASTER: county road 233 under my feet
Me: what does that have to do anything with it?
SASSMASTER: nothin' on this white rock but lil' ol' me
SASSMASTER: I've got two miles before he makes a bail
SASSMASTER: And if I'm right, we're headed straight for hell
Me: where is this going
SASSMASTER: IM GOING HOME
SASSMASTER: GONNA LOAD MY SHOTGUN
SASSMASTER: HE WAITS BUY THE DOOR AND LIGHT A CIGARETTE
SASSMASTER: IF HE WANTS A FIGHT
SASSMASTER: WELL NOW HE'S GOT ONE
SASSMASTER: AND HE AIN'T SEEN ME CRAZY YET
Me:...
Me: well that escalated quickly
SASSMASTER: HE SLAPPED MY FACE
SASSMASTER: AND HE SHOOK ME LIKE A RAGDOLL
SASSMASTER: DONT THAT SOUND LIKE A REAL MAN? (sarcasm)
SASSMASTER: IM GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT LITTLE BOYS ARE MADE OF
SASSMASTER: GUNPOWDER & LEAD
SASSMASTER: well, it's half past ten
SASSMASTER: he's another six pack in
SASSMASTER: and I can feel the rumble like a cold black wind
SASSMASTER: he pulls into the drive
SASSMASTER: the gravel flies
SASSMASTER: HE DONT KNOW WHATS WAITING HERE THIS TIME
SASSMASTER: IM GOIN' HOME
SASSMASTER: GONNA LOAD MY SHOTGUN
SASSMASTER: HE WAITS BY THE DOOR AND LIGHT A CIGARETTE
SASSMASTER: IF HE WANTS A FIGHT
SASSMASTER: WELL NOW HE'S GOT ONE
SASSMASTER: AND HE AIN'T SEEN ME CRAZY YET
SASSMASTER: HE SLAPPED MY FACE
SASSMASTER: AND SHOOK ME LIKE A RAGDOLL
SASSMASTER: DONT THAT SOUND LIKE A REAL MAN?
SASSMASTER: IM GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT LITTLE BOYS ARE MADE OF
SASSMASTER: GUNPOWDER & LEAD
SASSMASTER: HIS FIST IS BIG
SASSMASTER: BUT MY GUNS BIGGER
SASSMASTER: AND HE'LL FIND OUT WHEN I PULL THE T R I G G E R
SASSMASTER: IM GOIN' HOME
SASSMASTER: GONNA LOAD MY SHOTGUN
SASSMASTER: IF HE WANTS A FIGHT
SASSMASTER: WELL NOW HE'S GOT ONE
SASSMASTER: AND HE AIN'T SEEN ME CRAZY YET
SASSMASTER: HE SLAPPED MY FACE
SASSMASTER: AND SHOOK ME LIKE A RAGDOLL
SASSMASTER: DONT THAT SOUND LIKE A REAL MAN?
SASSMASTER: IM GONNA SHOW HIM WHAT LITTLE BOYS ARE MADE OF
SASSMASTER: GUNPOWDER & LEAD
Some of these lyrics are inaccurate. This chappie kinda had no point, I just felt like the song really worked with what happened between Percy and Gabe in a way.
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