The Harper Brothers: All Bets Are Off (Wattpad Version)

Winter storm

Rafe

With winter comes plummeting temps, snow, and a freaking blizzard. Why? Because Mother Natured sucks a big fat one. The stupid bitch can't get her shit together and wreaks havoc on our lives. Do I need to remind everyone what happens when Mother Nature visits girls?  Stupid bitch.

I burrowed under my covers with Reese, trying to stay warm. My door opened as Val stuck his head inside. We lowered the blankets from our heads.

"Can I help you?" I asked Val.

"The college sent a mass email and canceled school."

"Great, now go away."

Val shot me a glare and closed my door. I don't care if they canceled school. It's bitchin cold outside.

I turned my attention back to Reese. "Why can't my family get it through their thick skulls that we live in Michigan with bipolar weather?"

Reese giggled.

"You would think they would have noticed the snow-covered ground outside."

During my tirade about family, Reese shoved her cold-ass hand under my hoodie and tee-shirt.

"What the hell?" I tried to remove her hands from my bare chest.

"Oh, come on. My hands are cold and need something to warm them up."

"Then put on gloves." I kept pushing her hands away.

"Don't you like it when I touch you?"

"Not after you stuck your hands in the freezer."

Reese threw her leg over me and slid her around me until she plastered her cold ass hands on my back. Holy hell!

"Knock it off, you shrew!"

"But you're so warm." Reese snuggled into me.

"And you're frigid!"

My door flung open, and Pat and Rome stood in my doorway.

"A little help here!" I told my brothers.

Pat turned his head slightly and squinted his eyes. "Why?"

"Because my girl has ice for hands and won't remove them," I said.

"Sounds like a personal problem. Maybe your girl should move them lower." Romeo smirked.

"You're a dick!"

While I argued with my useless brothers, Reese followed Romeo's advice and planted her hands on my bare ass.

"Christ on a bike, Reese!"

My brothers laughed while Reese giggled. I squirmed from her death grip, sprung out of bed only to get tangled in the covers, and fell onto the floor with a thud. My brothers roared with laughter as Reese peered over the bed at me, lying on the floor like a lump.

Marty walked by, stopped, backed up, glanced into my bedroom, and noticed me lying on the floor. He pointed and laughed.

I wanted to beat the hell out of my brothers.

Val checked to find out why our dipshit brothers were laughing. He pushed them out of the way, entered my bedroom, and leaned over me. "Why are you lying on the floor?"

"I was trying to escape Reese's cold-ass hands. First, she plastered them on my chest and back. Then she planted them on my ass. Dumbshits found it hilarious when I fell out of bed."

Val held out his hand to me. I grabbed it as he hauled me to my feet.

"Man, that was hilarious." Romeo laughed and clapped his hands.