Arrangement without return (Reader x Black hat)

25. The disaster continues

Facing lady poker face was another major obstacle. She isn't any better than lady tornado, throwing knifes at me when I don't hurry up. At the same time her head was looking at her card in hand, playing with one of the hatbots. Giving it all I got; the room was easily done. The walls had a few holes, hoping that this won't be an issue. Afterall, I didn't make them.

Preparing lunch for the ladies was the next thing.

Therefore, I received another pile of paper with the recipes what the women wanted to eat. At this point I was glad the list was completely accurate, otherwise I wouldn't know what to do. Cooking is not the best skills of mine. Neither is to prepare cocktails for Black hat, especially his kinds. My jaw dropped at the list, not sure if this supposed to be a drink or some step-by-step list on how to kill someone.

"He can't be serious about this...arsenic...sulfates...cyanide...does this man want to die already?" I asked Flug about this, only to get a shrug, "It is his favorite drink at lunch."

"No one can survive this drinking that!"

"Y/N, it is for the best not to question anything in this house, go along with the list and keep that mouth shut."

Fine, I mumbled. At least the cooking was normal. The drink was still odd to prepare with hand gloves and a mask. What really bothered me was that woman to be around, getting on my nerves. Her look showed me that she was up to no good. And I was right.

Her hair seems to be moving on their own, throwing the cyanide to the ground.

"Great how am I supposed to mix it now?"

"Demencia, I told you to stay out of the kitchen!" Flug and a pair of robots arrived, getting that woman out of my sight. While he was there, I asked him how I can make the drink without the last poison, which he only shrugged, "Improvise. I don't have time to deal with your screw ups".

Checking the cabinet, I found some hydrocyanic acid, "This will have to do."

In the dining hall, the villains were all waiting for their meals, watching me like a hawk as I pushed the tray inside. The ladies were there, but black hat was nowhere to be seen. I asked lady tornado if her husband would arrive any time soon. Her reaction was quick. She snapped making me jump, "How dare you speak to me without permission?!" Another blow and I was back at the wall. Afraid to get another one if I apologize, I left the room with the drink. At this point I was tempted to drink it.

Only to hear black hats voice echoing through the hallway, "Miss Y/N, in my office...NOW!!!!!!!!"

Panicking, I ran with his glass to his office. Unfortunately, it spilled a little making hole into the carpet. Black hat was far from happy as he growled at me to get him his drink. I watched in shock as he drank that stuff, looking irritated. Shaking in fear he sat there, looking at me.

"Clean the office"

"YES SIR!" now I am even more terrified of him, knowing that he drinks poison and is still alive. What is he?! It got even worse as I heard his door open, revealing Demencia. Noooo, not again!!!!!

TO my surprise, she crawled passed me, almost like a lizard, leaning beside Black hat. Her eyes showed how much she loves this man while grinding wide, "Hello handsome, do you like me?"

"NO" was his quick reply, going back to the newspaper he had on his desk.

Dusting off his bookshelf, I didn't feel how she kicked my leg, making me fall backwards to the ground. OT prevent it I tried to hold on to the shelf, making a few books fall off in the process. To my luck, my boss finds this hilarious, laughing at this. Not wanting to cause more trouble, I got up and cleaned it all up. Once I had to get to his desk to wipe the surface, he got up and headed towards his window. Opening it, we both saw that woman against the glass, asking him if he likes her now. Only for him to reply to the same way, closing the curtains again. One look in my direction and I was back to clean the surface. Cleaning the window while the curtains are closed was kind of stupid, but I was ordered not to open them. Only to hear that woman's voice again, in a metallic sound. Curious I looked from behind the curtains, seeing him press a button on his pc device.

"Clean my dear!"

Woah, how could he tell?!

Last off was to scrub the carpet from stains. At this point he made a few phone calls. Once more that woman appeared, asking him if he likes her now. His reaction to press the phone into her mouth to shut her up was uncalled for. By the time I was done my hands had blisters and hurt, whatever stains they were, it was hard to get them out. Black hat hasn't left the office the whole time, watching my every move. Once I was done, I checked the time. My last job was to make dinner and get him and his wife ready for bed.

I bowed at him before leaving, as he stopped me, "That drink...."

Oh no he knows!!!!

"...make me another one"

Huh?!

"Deaf dear?"

"No, no, no I am on my way"

I should consider myself lucky, because I was in the kitchen and got everything ready for the meals, as I hear Black hat scream out loud, making the entire house shake. I could even hear Flug scream and Demencia singing...seriously that girl has issues.