Arrangement without return (Reader x Black hat)

52. Copycats

The woman grabbed me with her muscular arms and placed me down gently. Her smile was just as disturbing as those from Demencia. Come to think of it, her entire outfit was the same as Dem. Entering the room a muscular version of Flug came in asking about me. Just like the love puppy from Black hat, that woman almost crushed me with her arms as she came for a hug, "My Lord wants to meet her."

Muscular Flug didn't like the idea but had no other excuses to keep me away.

Looking around curiously, he asked what I was looking for.

"The bear" I said.

"Bear?" Looking at each other they shrugged in my direction.

"A blue big teddy bear...you know...fun, loving, sweet...well A BEAR!"

"Name?" asked the woman.

"I don't know..." I truly forgot to remember that bears name. It was some kind of number, "...247...666...69...I am sure it was three numbers..."

"606?"

I nodded not caring.

She gestured to the cactus in the corner. I raised a brow, "I said bear not cactus. But the number sounds close."

We finally warmed up on the conversation which went nowhere with the bear topic. So, I asked something simpler, "Who are you guys? You look weird."

"Weird?!" She said making a pose showing of her muscles, "I am Dolencia, the right-hand woman of Lord Black hot." My eyes went over to the hot doc, "him?" He was feeling offended but still didn't hesitate to copy her moves to flex those muscles, "How dare you compare me to all mighty Black hot! I am Dr. Flex, the science of buff." Not impressed I gestured the cactus to give a comment...only for it to fall sideways. I assumed that was the reply.

"Okay guys it was an interesting introduction we had...and extremely awkward as well...can I go now?"

Surprisingly they nodded. As I understand this I walked over towards the exit, only to be dragged to the elevator on the opposite side. Now squished between them was it unbearable to breath. Thankfully it didn't take long. The doors opened and what I saw was...

...another gym...on the second floor.

I couldn't hold back asking, "Why do you have a gym in the middle of nowhere and on two floors? Other than us is no one here."

"Us and him" said Dolencia sounding in love.

I shuddered at the voice, knowing it didn't mean any good. Knowing from Demencia I had experience. I turned around and noticed how the elevator started to smoke.

While at a doctor's head it started to smoke as well. He was furious at Demencia, who couldn't do her job as a henchman the minute she found that puppet.

"You are a disgrace of all henchmen in the world!" he snapped. Dem just shrugged before hugging this little figure of Black hat imitating a scene that will never happen. Especially the scene that he would marry her once she rescued me from who knows which villain. At this point Flug was jealous that she was not as smart as he is. Of all villains this is not the one he wanted to see...a second time.

As well as the call from Black hat himself.

Flug swallowed hard as he pressed the button to take the call. The whole screen showed the devil in his chair, hands folded and a grim expression on his face. His voice was matching his face, "Did you find her?"

The doc wished he could say yes, but he knew that Black hat would kill him for that lie. Demecia just leaned back unimpressed, "Nope, still lost." Flug was close to get a heart attack as Black hat came through the screen. He grabbed the doc's lab coat and pulled him dangerously close, "You better hurry or I shall see to your funerals myself."

"Uh uh can I wear white? Like a wedding dress?"

Dementia didn't get the message unlike Flug who told her to shut it. Black hat gave her a look of annoyance before smiling evil, "Of course."

Back in the screen his finger pointed at Flug, "Your time is running out, get on with it."

The call has ended, the sight clear to fly. While Dementia was jumping with joy Flug was crying loudly drenching his paper bag, "We need a miracle to find her."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

No one could stop this crazy woman from her actions. Demencia saw something interesting and pushed Flug off the seat, taking the wheel. Lika a Kamikaze she flew towards the ground. Flug couldn't react as quick to see them crash into the deserts. He was now convinced, that woman completely lost her mind.

Just like me.

The smoke got worse as it opened, and a tall man came to sight. Naturally I ignored the man and grabbed the nearest water bottles. Opening them I headed towards the elevator and cleared the bottles. The three looked irritated at me tilling their heads to the side. I looked back at them in horror, "Hellooo elevator is on fire. Any help here?"

The tall man asked Dolencia what I was talking about.

"She is a weird one Lord Black hot, nothing to worry."

"I thought she was his wife?"

That got my attention, "Whose wife?"

And there it goes...another introduction with muscle presentation, "My rival of power the nightmare of all nightmares the mighty black hat."

"Ah...that guy..." I said very monotone before my attention went back to the elevator. Until I realized that he was just like him, only with more muscles. Not looking back, I said, "...yeah we are married...unfortunately..."

Black hat stepped forwards and picked me up from the ground.

"Ey the elevator!"

"Forget that lets talk about me." He excused his henchmen, and we were all alone on the second floor. It was already awkward to be with him on my own but his minions jumping out of the window was not what I expected. One glance at the elevator and I jumped.

How the hell did the cactus get here?! And why is there a sign beside the elevator saying 'careful wet floor'????

Black hot gestured me to sit beside him while he lifted weights like nothing, "So what do you think?"

I raised a brow, "About what?"

He posed again. I raised my hands in defense, "Stop with this posing. All I want is to get out of here."

"And back to that man?"

I bit my lip, "I didn't say that."

"What else do you want but to walk back into the arms of your man."

"I was hoping to see the back of him for good...maybe it isn't so bad here after all." Black hot grinned evil as I noticed I said that out loud, "I didn't mean that either. "

"Well, it is not like you can go as you please" he told me about his plan to impress Black hat to become his partner. Not sure if I just laugh or cry at that ridiculous attempt. Keeping my mouth close he continued his plan. Black hot stopped puling the weights and lied beside me on the ground, being a little too close to my liking. He wasn't like Black hat when he spoke, but his appearance and cocky attitude was spot on. At least we had a comfortable conversation about useless stuff. If only his distance could be a few feet away from me.

Downstairs was it no different. Intruders attacked Dolencia and Dr. Flex dead on destroying the gym in the process.

To get black hot to move I paid attention to the noise, "Did you hear that? I think we should look what it was?"

But it didn't go according to plan, as his finger went under my chin while his body was coming closer, "Forget that...let's talk about us."
I swallowed hard, "...u-u-us?"