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Jake: when I drink alcohol, everyone says I'm alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one says I'm fantastic.😪
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Zander🍇
Hailey: I've got bad news
me too
Hailey: U first
I'm in court. Now you
Hailey:my boyfriend broke
up with me. Why u in court
oh I hit him with my car
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Zander: I don't need to go to bed,I'm not tired,I'll be fine
Luke: but,darling,I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again
Zander: o-oh. Well...are you trying to seduce me into a healthy sleeping pattern.
Luke: is it working
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Milly: hey
Milly:everyone's bones are wet
Zander: why would you say that?
Milly: no one said hi back
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In text
Grape gay🍇
turn around!
in the other direction!
no! Turn around again!
Jake: Dude where r u?! I don't see u!!
I'm out of town. But the
thought of you aimlessly turning
around in circles amuses me
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🥰Angle
I was just thinking bout u
Zander: it is an interesting letter
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Hailey walking into the music room: hope everyone is well today
Haily: and tomorrow
Hailey: after that your on your own
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Seán🎶
I need music
Milly😈 : hey how do you spell your name?
Seán
Milly😈: oh just making sure
Why
Milly😈: I thought I spelled it wrong
Nah you got it
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Henry: if only I where kpop. Then youd all see
Lia: your already popular and widely hated. What more do you want
Henry: thanks for saying that
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Henry: what does a skeleton call his closest homie
Henry: his vertebruh
Liam: is that because homies have each others back
Henry: u
I like u
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Jake: my clearest memories from high school is my best friend asking if I'd brought gym clothes and me asking "who the fuck is jim"
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Milly: your gay
Luke: what about my gay
Milly: it's off it leash and is now redecorating my living room Please take it back
Luke: damNIT GAY COME BACK HERE
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