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Hailey: Are we really going to let Milly keep Seán?
Zander: We kept Luke.

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The Club: *walking at the mall*
Hailey: Hey, have any of you guys seen Seán? He's been gone for a while..
Zander: Eh, nope.
Luke: No, I haven't...
Milly: Probably ran off to McDonald's or something.
Seán: Hey.
Hailey: Ooh, there you are-
Zander: What the fu-
Milly: I- where were you?!
Seán: Walking right behind you guys.

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Hailey: What's something you guys are better than Jake at?
Zander: Mario Kart.
Seán: Yeah, video games.
Luke: Emotional vulnerability.

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Milly: Okay! Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
Milly: First who would you kill?
*Zander points at Jake*
*Hailey points at Jake*
*Seán points at Jake*
Jake: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

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Milly: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Seán: Ducks can't eat lightbulbs?
Zander: I think that's the point.
Milly: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

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Zander: Would you take a bullet for me?
Luke: ...yes?
*Drew angrily burst into the room*
Zander: *running away* Great, thanks!

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Hailey: Jake, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Jake: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Hailey: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Milly.
Jake: Wait- Hailey, no-

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Zander, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Jake: Gray.
Milly: Grey.
Zander, turning to Luke: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Luke: Dark white.

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Milly: I'm bored.
Zander: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Milly: Sure!
Hailey, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Jake down!!

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Henry: do you guys always go around holding each other's hand?
Zander: it's cause we're 'best friends'
Henry: huh. Uh. Fair enough

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Stacy: you don't look very gay
Luke: I had a flannel on earlier. I looked gayer then.

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Zander: Christmas is cancelled.
Jake: You can't cancel a holiday.
Zander: Keep it up, Jake, and you'll lose New Year's too.
Jake: What does that mean?
Zander: Hailey, take New Year's away from Jake.

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Zander: That's ridiculous, Luke doesn't have a crush on me.
Hailey: Yes he does.
Milly: Yes he does.
Luke: Yes I do.

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*The club is playing a team sport*
Jake: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Zander?
Luke: Have you ever played a game with Zander?
Jake: No...
Hailey: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Zander, chasing Milly: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Drew: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Milly: I sleep with a knife.
Zander: Both of you are pathetic.
Drew: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Zander: Luke.

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Hailey: Where is Jake?
Zander: I'll do you one better, who is Jake??
Milly: Here's a better question, why is Jake?

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Miss Jones: What do you do when someone offers you drugs?
Drew: Take them!
Liam: Punch them in the neck!
Zander: Say thank you!
Henry: Offer them more drugs to assert dominance!
Miss Jones: ...
Miss Jones: No.

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Zander: Uh, Hailey? Milly is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.
Hailey: What?
Luke: I think he meant, Milly is drowning.
Hailey: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Milly: *is drowning*
Hailey: OH MY GOD, Milly! KEEP SWIMMING!
Milly: I can't swim, dumbass— *sinks*
Hailey: Milly!

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Milly: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.
Luke: "If"
Zander: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.

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Daisy: Say no to drugs.
Milly: Say yes to drugs.
Zander: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

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