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Zander, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Zander, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you.

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Milly: your honor, in my defence, you wouldn't get it.
Jake: you had to be there, your honor

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Milly: I'm having problems with a guy...
Luke: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Zander: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.
Zander: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Luke: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Jake: You just said 'hole' too many times.
Hailey: And that's coming from Jake.
Seán: *Points at Jake* That's concerning.
Zander: YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING HAILEY! *storms out*

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Jake: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can't?

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Zander: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.
Luke: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!

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Milly: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Seán: Yes?
Milly: We're in too deep.

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Zander: I'm very scary.
Luke: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Zander: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Luke: And small.
Zander:
Zander: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Drew: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*

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Drew: Something's off.
Liam: Maybe you've finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Drew: No, but that's funny.

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Jake: Hey, do you know the password to Zander's computer?
Hailey: Fuck you, Jake.
Jake: Hey!!
Hailey: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyoujake".
Jake: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Drew: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Zander: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

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Sadie: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
Drew: Sacrifice? I nominate Zander.
Zander: Wait, what?
Drew: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
Zander: I'm 5'8, it's like average height in most of the world!
Sadie: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys!

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Jake: She's probably committing crimes right now.
Zander: Who is?
Jake: What are you, a cop, piss off!