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Zander: You can come to my funeral, but you can't talk
Zander: My funeral is my time to shine

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Jake: A-C-D-F-B-G-
Zander: what are you saying
Jake: I'm singing the alphabet
Zander: that's not the alphabet-
Milly from upstairs: YASSS GIRL REMIX

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Jake: do you have a crush on Zander?
Luke: pfft no.
Jake: then can I date them?
Luke: I will kill you with my bare hands.

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Jake: so how's the most prettiest girl in school doing?
Hailey: I don't know Jake, how are you?
Jake, softly, voice cracking: I'm the most prettiest girl in school

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Zander: 5 guys doing some serious damage to my guts right now
Luke: 6 when I get there
Zander: what.

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Henry: tell me the scariest horror story you know bro.
Liam: Life without u bro.
Henry: bro.
Liam: bro.

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Hailey: Tell me the strangest thing you've ever experienced
Jake: love.
Jake:
Jake: just kidding, I ate a crayon once when I was six

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Hailey: ok, but if Zander jumped off a cliff, would you too??
Luke:
Zander:
Sean: well, dam...
Hailey: Luke....
Luke:
Luke: You know, it's a funny story, so basically-

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Daisy: it's like we finish each other's...
Jake: H-Homework?
Daisy: ......
Jake, sliding his work over to Daisy and crying: please

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Hailey: that's it! Your grounded *points to Milly* no guitar for you. Luke, No Zander for you.
Luke: *sobs*
Hailey: *points to Jake* No video games for you. And... *looks at Zander* oh my god, is
there anything you love?
Zander: revenge.
Hailey: No vengeance for you.
Zander: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this" but I guess that's off the table

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*Zander talking to Hailey*
Zander: You left the fate of the club in the hands of Jake?
Zander: no offence
Jake: oh no I'm with you

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Hailey: So, you two got kicked out of the movie theatre. What for?
Sean: Jake was yelling diving scores during titanic as people kept jumping off the boat.
Jake: That last guy was a solid 8.