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Zander: I'm having salad for dinner!
Luke:
Zander: Well, fruit salad.
Zander: Actually, it's mostly grapes.
Luke:
Zander: Okay, it's all grapes.
Zander: Fermented grapes.
Luke:
Zander:
Luke:
Zander: It's wine.
Zander: I'm having wine for dinner.

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Zander, looking at their reflection: Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Hailey: Well, that's you.
Zander: Me?! Is that what I look like?
Hailey: You don't know?
Zander: Busy day.

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Jake: Milo, is that my mug you're drinking out of?
Milo: No, it's mine.
Jake: It... looks just like the one I have...
Milo: You don't have one like this anymore.

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Hailey: Your running away from your feelings.
Zander: Yeah. So what? I hate my feelings.

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Luke: I never got to see the world!
Seán: It's a bit of a letdown to be honest, mate.
Seán: It's just kind of rocky and flat, and rocky and flat.

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Hailey: Your lab is in the bathroom?
Jake: Zander says this is the perfect place for my work. I'm just now realizing that remark may not have been entirely complimentary.

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Milly: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Zander: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Milo: What's your name cutie pie?~
Bethany: I don't know, I'm like 9 years old.

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Zander: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Seán: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Zoey: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Zoey: My facebook photo is a landscape.

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Milly, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".
Milly, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?

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Drew: So Zoey was just using me?
Liam: I'm sorry, Drew.
Henry, trying to contain their amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Drew:
Liam: Ok, that's a time-out.
Henry: No, I was just trying to-
Liam: Go sit over there!
Henry: *walks away in defeat*

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Henry: It's time to turn this into a real business.
Drew: What do you mean? Like, carry a briefcase, and wear a tie, and pay taxes?
Jake: Wait, have you not been paying your taxes?
Liam: I handle our accounting.

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Milly: Oh, he's so pathetic. I love it.

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