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Jake: I'm close, where are you?
Zander: oh, I see you.
Jake: Are you that guy in the middle of the road?
Zander: Yeah, floor it
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Sean: Milly's gonna pass out here soon.
Milly: BItcH I WILL NAugHT
Milly: *passes out*
Sean: *pours Gatorade all over Milly's body* Bitch I told you
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Zander: I'm still trying to figure out why you're friends with me.
Luke: Because you're sweet and funny.
Zander: My mum says I'm bitter and grumpy, so one of you is lying.
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Jake, at six am: oh, good morning. I didn't know you were an early bird.
Zander: I'm not, I'm just going to bed now
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Milly: Your eyes are so beautiful
Elliot, putting his glasses on: Thank you. They don't work.
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Jake: I can't find Hailey in this crowd of people dammit.
Jake, getting up on a chair: JAKE STERLING IS A DUMBASS
Zander: Lmao tru
Jake: Fuck
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Milly: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Daisy: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Milly: Not when you're playing with Zander, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
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Sean: Where have you been all day?
Jake: Oh, just dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.
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Henry: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly?
Drew: Not again!
Henry: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions.
Liam: Just wait until you hear about whales.
Henry: What now?
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Hailey: So you're dating Luke?
Zander: What? No! I'm just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Hailey: That's literally a wedding ring.
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Luke: How late were you up last night?
Zander & Milly, in tandem: Me?
Luke: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Luke, to Hailey: You.
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Milly: I wish I could help you, but I shorn't.
Jake: Milly, please!
Milly: What part of shorn't don't you understand?
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