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Seán: someone tell me a fact about space
Zander: Abraham Lincoln is president of mars
Seán: wtf
Zander: idk I read it online and it's haunted me ever since

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Liam: hey lets talk about some viddy games
Henry: Mario jump
Liam: fuck man he sure does

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Hailey: And then it builds into the best disco song about rain ever.
Jake: Three words for you, Hailey. "It's raining men."
Hailey: fine, second best.

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Henry: what's the right think to wear to court?
Henry: a LAWSUIT
Drew: Henry be serious this is your third offence

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Jake: what if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk
Zander: what if you didn't

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Drew: let's be friends with benefit. The benefits? You get to be friends with me

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Milly: Since it's the 20's again who wants to make alcohol illegal again and then sell it on the black market
Zander: my grandpa did that lol
Milly: and here you are snitching on him, motherfucker

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Hailey: at this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me
Milly: coconut
Hailey: I think we both have different definitions of what a mammal is but I don't disagree with you

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Drew: I can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one, boys

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Drew: Liam, Henry, I love y'all and all, but can I ask what in the hell are you doing?
Liam, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Henry is sitting atop: Oh nothing much.
Henry: I love you too :)

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Milly, shooing Zander away: Can you go be depressed over there? You're bumming out my whole area.

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Zander to Milly: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Milly: Cockroach ankles!
Zander: Ye- uh, what?

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Hailey: No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Milly, sighing: Fine. We're cowabunga.

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Milly, about Hailey: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.
Zander: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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Jake: What do rainbows mean to you?
Milly: Gay rights.
Zoey: There's money.
Drew: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Hailey: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

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Milly: *standing on a balcony and sneezes*
Luke: *standing on the roof* Bless you.
Milly: God?!