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Zander: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Seán: It's kind of complicated, but Jake-
Zander: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Milly: What's wrong with you?
Zander: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
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Jake, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
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Zander: *Locks Jake in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Jake: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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Hailey: So, Milly is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Seán: Why?
Hailey: Because I've caught them trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Milly, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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*Jake drunkenly wanders around the house and Milly is drunkenly giggling*
Hailey, completely sober: *sighs* Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, Zander.
Zander, going to their room: Nope, just you. *shuts door*
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Zoey: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Milly: They can't make me admit France exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.
Milly: Sure, if France was REAL I'd say I liked it.
Milly: But who's to say.
Zander: I think France isn't real.
Luke: Zander, you've been to France.
Zander: And???
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Henry: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Drew, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
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Drew: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Henry: And here we have a capitalist.
Lia: Did you just-
Liam: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Jake, whispering to Luke, who's on the phone with Zander: Ask them something!
Luke: How are you feeling?
Zander: Fine.
Jake: Something personal!
Luke: At what age did your father leave you?
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Daisy: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.
Zander: Heck.
Daisy: You're on thin fucking ice.
Daisy: Oh no-
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Luke: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!
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Seán: Where the devil is Milly?
Zander: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Luke: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
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