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Lander incorrect quotes 3

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Zander: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don't don't like them. That's not true... My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!

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Luke: You have to apologize to them Zander.
Zander: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

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Luke: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Zander.
Zander: I hate myself.
Luke: Alright, square up.

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Luke: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
Luke: *looks to Zander napping on his shoulder*
Luke: But I know that I'm doing it really, really well.

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Luke: I love you.
Zander: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Luke and Zander kiss passionately*
Milly, to Hailey: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Luke: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Zander: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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Zander: Wow, Luke, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Luke: We literally slept together yesterday.
Zander: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Hailey: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Luke: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Zander I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Luke, very much awake: Uh oh.

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*At a speed dating event*
Luke: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Zander: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Luke: *Checks their pulse* Sorry, not yet.
Zander: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.

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