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Cop: You ran a red light.
Milly: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Milly: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.

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*Luke holding their baby*
Seán: Oh God, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Jake: I know, I still am one of these.

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Drew, texting Liam: Any plans for tonight?
Liam: No.
Drew: Loser.

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Zander: what if actually nobody actually falls in love with me?
Luke, bursting though a wall: Haha, that's where your wrong.

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Drew: Um...do you want a beer?
Milo:
Jake, covering his ears: HE'S NINE!
Drew: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!

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Interviewer: What do you want to major in?
Hailey: respecting women
Luke: Minecraft
Seán: criminal justice and psychology
Zander: I'm terrified I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about
Jake: Minecraft as well

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Hailey: I just want to hear those three little words.
Milly: I love you.
Hailey: try again.
Milly: *sighs*
Milly: I will behave.

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Milly: Woohoo! This was my 10th ride on the roller coaster today!
Seán: Wow!
*Zander is coming, he can barely stand on his feet*
Zander: 10th? Haha, I was on this roller coaster since two days, so... *falls down and falls asleep*
Luke: I think he won.

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Jake: Everbody, I have a crush...on Daisy
Seán: Same
Jake: ...What?
Hailey: get with the time, Jake. Everybody has a crush on Daisy.

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Hailey: Zander, I'm making a card for Jake's birthday with messages from the group! Is there anything you want to say?
Zander: die already.

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Drew: you promise you didn't get me bees again?
Zander, Hailey and Milly from a distance: just open it

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Seán: Luke's is missing. Can you find him?
Zander: Do you think I have him microchipped or something?
Seán: Well, do you?
Zander: ...yeah, hang on