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Drew: Life...is an egg.
Jake: explain?
Drew: Has chickens in it sometimes.

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Milly: Alright, so Hailey asked me to test some beauty products for her, starting with this hairspray.
Milly: *sprays it into her mouth*
Milly: Right off the bat I can tell you this one isn't good-

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Jake: Oh my god. Why did you actually buy this shirt
Zander: We saw it in a store window and you said the colours actually give you a headache
Zander: So, of course, I had to buy it

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Luke: i started seeing someone.
Milly: As in dating or hallucinations?

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Barber: how would you like your haircut
Milly: preferably with scissors but a sword could be badass

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Luke: *falls*
Zander: I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies

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Liam: I've noticed Henry and I have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of out bromance

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Zander: *ranting and yelling at the club*
Seán: *stomps and claps to make a beat out of it while dancing*

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Hailey: Did you tell anyone we're dating?
Jake: Yes, Hailey, I have no self control and I told the School we're dating
Hailey: Okay, no need for sarcasm
Jake: No, seriously, I have no control and I told the whole School we're dating...

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Zander: being gay isn't a choice
Zander: *holding Luke like a trophy* But it is a game and I have won

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Jake: I have something very serious I need to get off my chest.
Drew: *crosses fingers* please let it be his shirt.

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Henry: look, I got B in my blood test!
Drew: That's good, at least your blood is smarter then you.

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Henry: Tell me the scariest horror story u know bro
Liam: Life without you bro
Henry: Bro.
Liam: Bro.

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Luke: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

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Jake, at Zander's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Jake, leaning over Zander's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.
Zander, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Henry: Money... Is like president trading cards.

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