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Drew: I cheated on you.
Zoey: same.
Drew: April 1st..!
Zoey: November 21st

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Hailey: how can you do this-? Everything—
Jake: I'm sorry, Hails-! I really am-
Hailey: We're done. You think everything is a joke-
Jake: knock knock
Hailey, sighing: ...who is there?
Jake, pouting with watery eyes: regret

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Milly: white pansexual man... save me
Milly: white pansexual man
Milly: save me white pansexual man
Luke: I have a NAME

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Jake: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking
Zander: Are you fucking stupid
Jake: I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask?

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Drew: why is the guy hot I'm not gay
Liam: it's okay. You can think other men are hot without being gay
Drew: I want him to choke me

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Zander: if Luke doesn't cry on our wedding day then I'll softly kick him in the knee til I see tears
Luke: *chokes on food*
Zander: oh please, don't be such a b-
Luke, softly: wedding day?
Zander:
Luke:
Zander: wipe that smile off your face.

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Drew: can I get a venti vanilla latte with... uhh seven espresso shots?
Milly: Jesus Fucking Christ just do cocaine

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Luke: it's kinda gay when we hold hands, don't ya think?
Zander:
Zander: No I think it's the marriage certificate that makes it gay

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*at Drew's party*
Police: POLICE! WE'RE SHUTTING THIS PARTY DOWN!
Liam, to Drew: hey, who called the police???
Drew: I did. I'm ready to go to bed but y'all are making too much noise.

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Milly: I'm the best dressed mf at this playground
Zander: why are you there?
Milly: To play

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Hailey: what are you insecure about?
Jake: my height
Hailey: why?
Jake: cause I wanna be 6'2
Hailey: how tall are you?
Jake: 6'1

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Luke: what is getting railed? I'm still learning English
Milly: it means getting fucked REAL GOOD
Luke: ...
Luke: I'll note it down thank you