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Daisy: Sure, you're verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of god?
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Jake: *watching their house burn down*
Jake:
Jake: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Elliot: Milly is a perfect cinnamon scone who's never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Stacy: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Luke: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I'm actually pan.
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Luke: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Hailey: IT.
Zander: Annabelle.
Daisy: Paranormal Activity.
Jake: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zander, to Jake: All right, let's tell each other a secret about ourselves. I'm going to go first– I hate you.
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Henry: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Drew: It's just you.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hailey: Are you having another depressive episode?
Zander: A depressive episode?
Zander: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jake: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
Zander, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jake, admiring a sleeping Zander: You're so cute.
Zander, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
Jake, lovingly: I know.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jake: YOU CHEATED!
Zander: So did my dad, but hey, my mom knew it all and even sorted out their wedding, so what's the problem?
Luke: I... can confirm that that actually happened.
Jake: ...What.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hailey: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.
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Luke: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Zander: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sadie: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Daisy, eyes wide: I know what I saw.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Liam: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *Sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on themselves*
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Seán, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Milly, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Jake, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Luke, trembling: What are we playing?!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lia: What do you want then?
Drew: Er... something work related.
Lia: What department is this?
Drew: Sorry?
Lia: Well, if it's work related you'd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Drew: *looks at Zander and Luke* Some sort of homosexual department?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zander: Watcha got there..?
Luke: *petting a ostrich* A smoothie.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Seán: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here's a throwback to when Milly ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Milly, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can't eat it?!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Zander: Luke has no idea I'm high.
Luke: You're high?
Zander: Oh, I'm sorry.
Zander, leaning over to Jake: Luke has no idea I'm high.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hailey: please, do you even want to be in charge?
Zander: -no, but I'd like to be asked.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Milly taking selfies
Hailey: stop taking selfies, Zander is going to jail.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Luke: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
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Jake: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.
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Henry: Hey, Drew you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform.
Drew: Have you ever been to a mortuary?
Henry: Yea, my grandma lives there.
Drew: That is the worst response to that question.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hailey: Luke kissed you?
Zander: *staring woefully out of his window*
Hailey: and you said thank you...?
Zander: yeah
Hailey: well that was very polite of you
———————meanwhile ————————
Luke: thank you?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN
Milly: he's stupid Luke you know that~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jake: there's only one bed
Zander: you know what that means ...
Jake: *blushing* we're gonna sha-
Zander: you're sleeping on the floor <3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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