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Henry: We didn't start the fire!
Liam: We maybe started the fire.
Drew: Oh we definitely started the fire.

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Luke: Just be careful, Zander!
Zander: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Luke!
Zander: It's everything around me that's careless

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Hailey, texting the group chat: What flavour of ice cream do you guys want? I'm at the store so be quick!
Milly: Moose tracks is good!
Luke: what the fuck is that!?
Milly: *Gasp* How dare you insult moo-
Luke: No. No no not that. What the hell. Why do you spell flavour like flavour. It's like you have flavor but then this guy shows up and is like "Oui Oui Would you like chocolate flaVOUR or vanilla flaVOUR.
Hailey and Milly: what?
Luke: I don't get it why add the EXTRA u when it's PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS
Hailey: You done now?
Luke: yeah ok.
Hailey and Milly: ...
Luke: ...can I have the mint chocolate chip flavour?

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Elliot: Accidentally indulged in too much 'free time', turns out I've been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

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Jake: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptoms list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Drew: That sounds like a terrible plan.
Liam: Oh, we've had worse.

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Daisy: I want a hug
Luke: me too
Daisy: obviously we need to join forces

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Zander: are you mad?
Luke: No.
Zander: So sharpening your knifes at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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Jake: the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Zander

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Milly: Hey, wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of hot sauce?
Zander: Luke would never do that.
Milly, tearing up: That's cold, man.

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Zander, texting Luke: Wanna come over?
Luke, replying outside: I literally just left your house
Zander:
Zander: Wanna come back?

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Jake: My single 'My single is dropping' is dropping.
Sean: What's happening?
Jake: My single is called 'My single is dropping.' And it's dropping