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Jake: what's the difference between Romans and Greeks anyway?
Zander: Well, the Romans are assholes. The Greeks are assholes who had fun.

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Milly, rollerblading into Seán's office with sunglasses and a piña colada: Seán, your not gonna fucking believe this.

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Henry: can you pass the salt?
Drew: can you pass your classes?
Henry: ...too much salt.

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Zander: I LOVE YOU LUKE! I L-O-V-E YOU
Seán:
Seán: Is he okay?
Luke, lovesick: He got his wisdom teeth removed earlier
Zander: I AM IN LOVE
Luke: *grins more*

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Zander: can you overdose on vitamin d?
Hailey: I mean, that's technically how Icarus died
Milly, with tears in her eyes: ICarly is dead?

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Seán: To be honest...you're kind of an over-texter
Milly: What? no way!
Hailey: Oh so you don't remember sending 97 messages to the group chat in the span of 5 minutes?
Zander: My phone vibrated itself off the table. I thought it was committing suicide

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Zander: We're getting married in two months
Luke: Were you going to ask first?
Zander: No.

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Milly, grabbing Henry by the shirt: SAY YOU'RE SORRY
Henry: I'M SORRY
Milly: AND WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
Henry: I'M SORRY FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE

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Jake: *flirts with Hailey*
Hailey: *flirts back*
Jake, whispering to Luke: I've never gotten this far before, what do I do?

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Milly: My mind is like an internet browser. Seventeen taps are open, four of them are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

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Liam: psst. I got Waterloo for question number 7. How about you
Stacy: I answered Jesus, cause Jesus is always the answer.
Daisy: You guys do realise this is a math test, right?

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Maria: Lia! The floor is lava!
Lia: *rolls eyes*
Maria: Lia! The floor is Henry trying to kiss you!
Lia: *jumps on Jake's back*
Henry: eXCUSE ME