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Drew, to Henry: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

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Zander: Luke, do you love me?
Luke: Of course I do!
Zander: Would you still love me if I did something bad?
Luke: Well, of course I... would...
Zander: I mean something really, really—
Luke: Zander, what did you do?

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Zander, texting Hailey: Hailey there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Zander: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry
Zander: Hailey
Zander: Hailey
Hailey: Hailey is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

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Hailey: That's not funny.
Jake: I thought it was funny.
Hailey: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Zander: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Zander: *upends the bottle*

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Hailey: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Milly: Zander, probably.

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Zander, Bethany And Hailey: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Luke:
Shannon, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

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Milly: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Seán: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

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Lia: What should I do?
Henry: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Lia: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.

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Zander: *out cold on the ground*
Luke: Oh my god, do you think they're okay?!
Milly, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! *dumps all of the water on Zander's face*

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Henry: What did you order this morning?
Liam: What do you mean?
Henry: I heard you answer the door, and I sensed food.

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Hailey: Tell me a little about yourself.
Jake: I'd rather not, I really like this group.

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Zander, laying in bed: Get out of my room.
Bethany, standing just outside of the door frame: I'm not in your room.

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Luke: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?
Luke: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Milly.

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Jake: *lying down and crying*
Drew: There, there. Why don't you take some time off to not be around me while you're like this?

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Hailey: Why is Jake crying?
Seán: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Jake: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Hailey: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Jake: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Hailey: NO, NOT THAT!