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Zander: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Jake way.
Luke: Isn't that the wrong way?
Zander: Yes, but it's faster.

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Jake: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Hailey: Hi.
Jake: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Sadie: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Daisy: Because your toast would get soggy!

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Hailey: If I fall...
Jake: I'll be there to catch you.
Jake: *looks at Sean* What if I fall?
Sean: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Milly: *watches these two interactions*
Milly, to Zander: And if I fall?
Zander: I'll be the one who pushed you.

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Zander: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Luke: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Zander: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Henry: I don't remember that.
Drew: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?
Henry: ...No.
Drew: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?
Henry: Not especially, no.
Drew: It was in between those two things.

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Milly: *runs up to doors*
Milly: Be careful, Jake! These doors say "Blast Danger"!

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Zander: Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Sean: because their hands are too sma-
Luke: because they're all dead
Zander: You complete me

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Milly: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

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Jake: *sneaking in through their window*
Hailey: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Jake: I was with Zander?
Zander: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

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Luke: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Zander: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Milly: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Sean: That's a snake.