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In text (Luke's pov)
🍯Honeybun☺️
Roses are gay
Violets are gay
Your gay

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Zander: third base is me telling you about my father

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Jake: hey
Zander: that's enough

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Henry: do you have any kinks?
Seán: peace and quiet

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Milly: are you a sociopath
Luke: I'm just a brunette...

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(Talking about milly)
Seán: why is she toxic?
Luke: well she attempted murder and jumped someone at a club
Zander: okay and how is that toxic?

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Milly: reminder that I'm very sweet and endearing so be nice to me
Zoey: or what
Milly: or I'll punch your light out

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Drew: are you gay for pay?
Zander: god wouldn't that be a good idea. I'm gay for free like an idiot

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Drew: embracing my god complex by changing my pronouns from he/him to He/Him

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Jake: I'm not legally male I'm illegally male
Jake: I pirated my gender online

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Zander: "are you a top or bottom"
Zander: I'm a threat

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Zoey: I hate when people ask me what sign I am, like bitch I'm a sign from god. Start running.

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Zander: just found out my entire personality is a trauma response

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Jake: work on your emotional control
Zander: get hit by a car

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