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Jake: We all have our demons.
Jake, grabbing Zander: This one's mine.
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Hailey: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Jake: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Jake: Would you like me to tutor you?
Luke: That was smooth.
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Liam: So... I've seen you've been spending a lot of time with lia recently.
Henry: No, Liam, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Liam: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Henry: No! You're the only one for me.
Liam: Is that so?
Henry: I promise! Lia and I are just dating, okay? She's my partner.
Liam: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Henry: You are still my one and only best friend! They're just the love of my life, nothing more!
Liam: But I'm still the platonic love of your life, right?
Henry: Of course bro!
Liam: Bro...
Lia: What the-
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Zander: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Jake: I almost died.
Zander: That... was my favorite memory.
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Jake: That shirt looks great, Zander.
Zander: Thanks.
Jake: But I bet it would look even better on Luke's floor.
Luke: Are you hitting on Zander... for me?
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Luke: *on the phone* Hey Zander, do you know my blood type?
Zander: Of course, it's B-.
Luke: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
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Zander: We wouldn't last two minutes without Jake.
Zander:
Zander: Don't tell them I said that.
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Zander: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Luke: Cannibalism.
Zander: *confused chewing noises*
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Milly: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Luke: Oh, you've been?
Milly: Once. In Monopoly.
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Jake: You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Seán: Making four accounts.
Jake, tearing up: Really...?
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Luke: You know what's funny about Zander? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.
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Zander: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Hailey: Those are wanted posters!
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Zander: Two brooooos!
Luke: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Zander: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Luke:
Zander:
Luke: *tearing up*
Zander: Babe, c'mon...
Luke: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Zander: Babe...
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Milly: I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.
Milly: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Milly: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Hailey: This is Monopoly.
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Luke: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Hailey's window*
Hailey: OH my God, Yes!
Luke: *Yelling up* No, tell Zander!
Hailey: Zander! I'm going to prom with your lover!
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Zander: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Jake: What changed your mind?
Zander: Oh, now I know that you're a fake bitch. Why do you ask?
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Milly: Did you take out Zander as I requested?
Luke: Zander has been taken out, yes.
Milly: You have my grat-
Luke: It was a great restaurant.
Luke: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Luke: Zander proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.
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Hailey: Is there anyone here who's actually straight?
Luke: *raises hand*
Zander: *puts his hand down*
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Hailey: Jake and I got married!!
Zander: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
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Jake: I've connected the two dots.
Zander: You didn't connect shit.
Jake: I've connected them.
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Zander: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Luke: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Zander:
Luke: No, I didn't mean it like that-
Jake: We know what you meant.
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Milly: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Elliot: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Milly: That one. I want that one.
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Jake: I think I'm falling for you.
Zander: Then get up.
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