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(Its my birthday 🎉)

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Jake, texting Zander: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater...
Zander's phone, auto-replying: I'm driving right now–I'll get back to you later.
*Later*
Zander, texting back: Fuck you.

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Milly: So jellyshish-
Seán, laughing: JELLYSHISH!?
Milly: You know what I meant!

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Zander: Well Milly, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Milly: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

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Drew: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Jake: Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

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Zoey: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Lia: Is that a picture of you?
Zoey: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Drew: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.
Liam: Rock.
Drew: Paper.

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Zander: Kill me nowwwww.
Luke: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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Jake: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Zander's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

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Seán: Can you name a single city in Oklahoma?
Milly: Oklahoma City, bitch!

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Luke, holding a toy lightsaber: I'm Darth Vader!
Zander: I'm done with everyone's bullshit.

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Hailey: SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO
Jake: love wins
Jake: wait it's the song isn't it

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Shannon, texting Zander: Lol what are those folks called who dress up as animals? Furbies?

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Henry: WOAH! Just remembered I have my own skeleton under all this flesh!
Zander: not for long

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Zander: Luke and I are no longer dating.
Luke: Zander, that's a horrible way of telling people we're married.

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Milly: the R in tumblr stands for gay
Zander: explain?
Milly: no?

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Zander: compliment me
Jake: barbecue sauce
Zander: thanks

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Jake: you can't spell success without
Jake: s
Jake: suc
Jake: hey everyone and welcome to my Minecraft YouTube channel, today I'll be eating an entire pound of raw shrimp.