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Jake: didn't you die?
Henry: that was weeks ago dude, things change
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Milly: cheat mode, close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind, even paper mario
Zoey: paper mario is trash
Milly: close your eyes and image yourself being more likeable person, and then open your eyes and weep
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Henry: unpopular opinion
Zander: everything is bad
Hailey: even dogs?
Zander: hmmmmm
Zander: HRGHGGGG
Zander: everything is great
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Zander: In retrospect, stranger things was a very normal show
Luke: explain
Zander: hmm
Zander: no
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Henry: why, you're so short, I can't help but laugh *laughs*
Zander: your the same fucking height me as you fucking lettuce piece of shit
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Milly: I got a vibe check at clairs
Seán: how was it
Milly: I have 3 weeks to live
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Stacy: what's your type?
Luke: type of what
Hailey: blood
Luke: oh red
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In text
🥰Angle😇
Zander: bitch wake the fuck up
*but in a cute & caring voice*
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In text
Gay part 2🏳️🌈
So hear me out
We kidnap him
Hailey: no
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In text
Stacy
I though happiness started
with an H. Why does mine
start with u?
Luke: I think you have dyslexia
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Zander: I should have trusted my trust issues
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Jake: I'm gonna be honest, I feel like you don't like me
Zander: I've told you multiple times that I don't
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In texts
Stacy's mom's daughter
Liam: hey question
Does your mom like me?
It's two in the morning
Liam: yeah but does she
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Liam: you can't fight the government
Henry: I can try
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Luke: your overthinking this
Hailey: probably
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Stacy: wtf do you say after you kiss someone?
Jake: don't forget to like an subscribe
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Hailey: love is fucking scam. eat a mango bitch
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Jake: u call it a "near death experience" I call it a vibe check from god
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Hailey: please stop setting yourself on fire
Zander: grow up
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Sadie: my house is haunted because I live here
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