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Zander: I hate you sometimes.
Milly: Well according to this picture Luke drew of us holding hands that's not true.
Zander: Milly, you drew that.
Milly: It doesn't matter.

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Drew: Some people say that I have a god complex. I'd like to think that I'm a complex god.

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Hailey, Entering Zander's room: Milly did it again.
Zander: Peace disturbance?
Hailey: What no-
Zander: Arson..?
Hailey: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-
Zander: uh....Attempted murder?
Hailey: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Liam: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math. 

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Henry: Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Liam: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
Stacy: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Henry: W-what're donuts?

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Milly: Truth or dare?
Luke: Dare.
Milly: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Luke: Hey Stacy?
Stacy, blushing: Yeah?
Luke: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Zander.

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Drew: I'm a bad person, I'm a very bad person, I'm a horrible person.
Henry and Liam:
Drew: No you're not, Drew! We still love you, Drew!

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Luke: I just want someone to take me out.
Hailey: On a date?
Milly: With a sniper gun?
Zander: Both if you're not a coward.

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Zander: I'm cold.
Luke: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Jake: I'm cold.
Hailey: I can't control the weather, Jake.

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Luke: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Milly: Not if they consent to it.
Zander: Depends on who your stabbing.
Hailey: YES??!!?

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Zander: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Zander: Hi, I'm Jake's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?
Zander: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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Milly: Ow!
Zander: What's wrong?
Milly: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Zander: It's called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

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Liam: I have a problem.
Henry: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Zander: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Luke: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.
Hailey: So you're just gonna wait until Zander is in danger and save him?
Luke: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts him in danger and then save him.
Hailey: ...
Hailey: You're insane.

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Jake: I didn't drink that much last night.
Drew: You were flirting with Daisy.
Jake: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Drew: You asked if she was single.
Drew: And then you cried when she said she weren't.

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Zander, talking to Hailey: Well Hailey, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would Jake do that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing.
Hailey: ...
Jake, from the distance: he's not wrong though!

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Elliot: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Sadie: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Elliot:
Elliot: *sobs*
Milly: You fucking scared them, you idiot.

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Luke: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Zander, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Jake, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Zander: Coming right up.

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Daisy: Elliot, what do you value about Milly?
Elliot: They're thoughtful. They pick flowers and bring them to me. Often they're ones I've just planted, but...
Milly: That's how I know they're fresh!

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Drew: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Liam: 420?
Drew: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Jake: 69.
Drew: Yeah it was 69.

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Zander: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Milly: They do.
Seán: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Luke: Why are your tongues purple?
Hailey: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Jake: I had a red one.
Luke: oh.
Luke:
Luke: OH.
Zander:
Zander: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Milly: But what about Elliot? They were my SOULMATE!
Hailey: You said that about a ball of yarn once!

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Jake: I asked Daisy out.
Zander: Oh, I'm sorry.
Jake: Why?
Zander: Well, I assume she said no.
Jake: No, she said yes.
Zander: Really? Then I'm sorry for her.

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Drew: And I'd love to be sorry for that, but we all know I've done much, much worse.

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*Something crashes*
Bethany: Shoot-
Hailey: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Zander: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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