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Zander: Dad didn't raise a quitter
Zander: Well, actually, dad didn't raise me at all
Zander: which is why I'm quitting

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Luke: A moment of silence please
Jake: Why what's happening?
Luke: Nothing I just want you all to shut up

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Zander: *Realises he likes Luke*
Zander: Who in the fuck authorised this

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*Zander and Jake after a fight*
Jake: okay, let's both apologise at the same time
Jake and Zander: one, two, three...
Jake:
Zander:
Jake: well now I'm just disappointed in the both of us

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Liam: *highlighting everything in his notes*
Henry: Liam, just highlight the important parts.
Liam: *highlights Henry's arm*
Henry: B R O

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Jake: So I'm thinking for our wedding we do something quiet... Maybe have it in the spring.
Hailey: But we're not even engaged yet?
Jake:
Jake: So that's what I forgot to do last night.

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Hailey: Hey Milly, wanna help out?
Milly: Oh I wish I could but I have this condition that prevents me
Milly: Its called "I don't want to"

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Jake, waking up in the nurses office: Where am I?
Zander, who was sitting nearby: heaven.
Jake: oh...
Jake:
Jake: didn't think you'd be here.

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Luke: Zander what's your type?
Zander: Tall, Strong, dumb and looks like a golden retriever
Luke: Wow, that's specific. Do I know them?
Zander: did I mention dumb?
Luke: yeah, why?
Zander: just checking
*later*
Luke: *waking up in the middle of the night* OH GOD HE LIKES JAKE

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Milly: Look, I think it's only fair to warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art...of origami.
Zoey: Paper folding?
Milly: I was hoping you wouldn't know what that means.

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Hailey: Jake made me feel things
Zander: What things?
Hailey: feelings
Zander: Jake made you feel feelings?
Hailey: yep
Zander:
Zander: what a bitch

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Henry: I think the waiter poisoned my drink
Zoey: No that's was me